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US cancels more than $700 million funding for Moderna bird flu vaccine

  • I want to pair that with another story from today: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/28/world/canada/ostriches-avian-flu-rfk-jr-dr-oz.html

    RFK and Dr. Oz trying to get the Canadian government not to cull ostriches potentially exposed to bird flu.

    • What would you do if you woke up one day to find that your butthole is now a portal to another dimension?

  • No time to explain. Everybody crawl into my ass

    • WOW

  • Dialectics is cool, but have you tried trialectics?

    • you can see the moment we all got permanent brain damage

  • Oh good. I thought it was eye damage but this is much worse

    • you can see the moment we all got permanent brain damage

  • Okay explain this one to me. Is this because of people looking at the eclipse?

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    JPMorgan report says that Ukraine war has entered "endgame" phase and is likely to end by July, with post-war Ukraine drifting into Russia’s sphere

    • Unicorns except instead of a horn they have a random weapon sticking out of their head.

  • Nuclear tipped ICBM horn unicorn

    • Bulletins and News Discussion from May 19th to May 25th, 2025 - The Beginning of the End of the Monroe Doctrine

  • Trump giving me golden dome is my fantasy

    • If the democrats want my vote in 2028, I have one demand.

  • What if I got a license to concealed carry the dog. Concealed dog holster.

    • We'd probably be dead as a society if AI wasn't there to save us like this.

  • Me at my doctor: "is it okay to fart on my pee and pee on my poop?"

    • No single power should control the world – Myanmar PM

  • "No one man should have all that power"

    -Min Aung Hlaing

    • We'd probably be dead as a society if AI wasn't there to save us like this.

  • Both of these definitions are dangerously wrong too. The coming advent of AI doctors is going to be really really bad

    • Latin America really do have some banging beans

  • Sharing my go to beans and rice meal just cause

    • Pan fried beans with curry/chili spices
    • White rice
    • Mango lime salsa
    • Fresh cucumbers and tomatoes

    • Hospitals are pointless and should be closed

  • Cemeteries reward dying. Shutting down the cemeteries will incentivise the working class to work longer instead of lazily dying. No more handouts!

    • $150 Billion US defense increased, focused solely on arming up for a doomsday battle with China in the 2030s.

  • Be the change you want to see in the world

    • Breaking News! 32 of Amerikkka's 50 states have voted to secede and join the People's Republic of China

  • Alcohol content and calories are linked too, so low-cal beer is also low ABV

    • Breaking News! 32 of Amerikkka's 50 states have voted to secede and join the People's Republic of China

  • A lot of Western light beer is between 2% and 4%

    • When I type "Hehe" I don't mean "giggle hehe"

  • Oh yeah exactly but that's what the dog is doing

    • When I type "Hehe" I don't mean "giggle hehe"

  • Nah that's "heh heh heh"