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  • cry at you because I had a dream where I was social and like attached to people and felt like I belonged for once but I was dragged away from them by my family and was really upset but they just turned out to just be dream people. and the whole scenario was made up and I never belonged with anybody

  • can I come 🥺

  • it started as the Indy animation work of Joel G, where it was just a character mixed with webcore effects, that then turned into a whole world.Since the videos used a mix of Unity game engine as well as hand drawn animation he decided that a game would be a good idea.The videos themselves got really popular peaking at 22million views, I really would recommend watching them all since they're pretty short, but Temptation Stairway is my favorite. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhPaJURyApsoMQDaoft5t0l0iAwUOLtlM

  • i know it's like 3 months later because I wanted to send this meme to my friend, but I noticed a difference like 2 weeks in. This is probably for 2 reasons:I naturally have the testosterone less than some cis women (NOT good, turned out to be the cause of depression for YEARS) and 2x the estrogen of a cis man. Apparently the cause of this is because my body produces the 'make breast milk' hormone for some reason. probably gonna get a MRI brain scan for it in a few months.My dad also has testosterone issues and takes testosterone gel for working out, and he figured not to test me also for some reason 🤷‍♀️.

    My mom and sister both have the genetics for MASSIVE boobs. iirc my sister has J cups. Mine are like the size of my fist already 1.5 months in.

  • DO YOU HAVE A RELA MESS AND WANT TO CLEAN LIKE THE PROS??Then you gotta fry this! Hi! bily mays here Introducing Zorbies! the most abzobant material I've ever used.The way it works is by using the patented x27 fiber technology. watch as it powerful sucks in actionuse it on the window, the car, even the dog.

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    Buy now for half off a pack of 2BUT THATS NOT ALL!! Buy in the next 20nmkknutes and I'll throw in a jumbo Zorbie free! that's a 60 dollar value all for only sixteen nidery nine!!

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    https://dougdoug.fandom.com/wiki/Zorbeez

    I want some so bad just because of that stupid dougdoug bit but the only ones in all of eBay cost like $60 with shipping and I just can't justify that dumb of a purchase

  • Another option is to adopt a kid who's like >12 who you can set up a good future for without having to spend as much money or 18 years.

    A lot of the kids in foster care go homeless when they turn 18, and you could prevent that for someone :)

  • soft shelled lake turtle!!

  • I don't like the structure of Instagram but my God the people on there have good jokes

  • you can do it like this to make it not look as bad

    but my hair isn't really long enough to do that yet :/

  • dwdw dodos a girl, she's allowed here :)

  • also more kitty photos because it's my duty to annoy people with my cat photos

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  • but what if she's a good girl?

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  • Jesus these comments are pain. I thought the sarcasm was funny

  • but.... hypothetically... what if they need a treat...? 🥺

  • oh well they look very kind

  • then they can have a lottery by picking a random sperm and implanting an egg then waiting 9 months

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  • this goes hard

  • c/lemmyshitpost when low effort shitpost:

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    Roni enjoying the Florida snow

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    why can't there be a soda dispenser for energy drinks?

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