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You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don't take themselves.

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    $ git piss
    
      
  • mango to the shop and don't come back

  • I think that this is so no one steals him

  • a lot

  • im joining the war on autism

    on the side of autism

  • All hail Pope carrion0409

  • I'm not American, so I can't speak to the reality on the ground over there, but I'd say you should try getting rid of that debt as fast as possible.

    It sucks feeling guilty about every necessary purchase with that ever-growing number looming over you.

    Shit happens. A pipe will burst. Your favourite uncle will have too much fun on a gambling app. The car's engine will make a noise no mechanic has ever heard before. etc etc.

    I have roughly ~$3.5k in debt and it feels impossible to shake off.

    That being said, there's no 'wrong' choice. The other two comments hit the nail on the head. These aren't the only three options and you can always go back and give another shot at whatever you didn't pick.

  • tackled by security if you leave without paying for your scrotum

  • As hard as I've tried, I have yet to see every butthole. I cannot rule out that there are buttholes that look like these. I shall not rest.

  • Stuck

  • They didn't have any abbreviations ready for that sentence

  • Violence

  • shit on my chest

  • Yeah I read the title and thought "wow that does not narrow it down"

  • would be a shame if someone took a comically large mallet and bopped them really hard on the top of their heads so that they become a completely flat disc and they have to breathe in really deep and exhale while holding their noses to unflatten themselves

  • Perhaps you're nostalgic for when fewer boomers were online

  • My heart sank

    when I finished reading the title

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    tourist @lemmy.world

    glow rule

    my brother and his friends graduated with (3 year) degrees in CS and can't land any jobs

    all the relevant LinkedIn job listings have 100+ applicants

    is this a geography problem

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    tourist @lemmy.world

    rulee harvey oswalb

    Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    tourist @lemmy.world

    What are your plans for the weekend?

    im gonna catch up on sleep

    Linux @lemmy.ml
    tourist @lemmy.world

    Distro hoppers, what's always on your install list when you've finished setup and logged in for the first time?

    I wouldn't really call myself a distro hopper, but in the last few months I've had to do some fresh installs on a couple of machines and VMs for work

    If these aren't included by default, I'll make sure to get em:

    GUI:

    • Firefox & Chromium
    • Gimp & Krita
    • VSCode/VSCodium
    • Okular
    • Libre office

    CLI*:

    • git
    • wget&curl
    • neovim
    • zsh/ohmyzsh + plugins
    • glow
    • neofetch
    • figlet/toilet
    • zellij
    • python
    • nodejs/npm/nvm + nodemon globally
    • ranger/rifle

    Also, how do you go about migrating your old config and rc files? Start fresh or just copy em over and make adjustments where necessary?

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    tourist @lemmy.world

    imma repost this when neuralink kills its first human test subject rule

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    tourist @lemmy.world

    mamma mia rule

    Linux @lemmy.ml
    tourist @lemmy.world

    Which terminal emulator do you use?

    I've always just used konsole or gnome terminal. Never really looked into what else is available. Tried cool-retro-term the other day, but the novelty wore off pretty fast for me.

    Curious to see if there's a terminal someone swears by and refuses to use anything else.

    Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    tourist @lemmy.world

    If you got COVID and lost the ability to taste things, did it ever come back? Otherwise, did you experience any other long term consequences from the pandemic in general?

    Never heard any follow ups on the taste thing, so I need answers

    4 years since 2020. Time really flies when a catastrophic global event hits you in the face

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
    tourist @lemmy.world

    bull puppy

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    tourist @lemmy.world

    rule

    Privacy @lemmy.ml
    tourist @lemmy.world

    vent

    • Allow this website to send notifications?
    • Privacy badger stopped 652 trackers on this page
    • "Let us enable cookies? Yes or 19 step cookie configuration wizard?"
    • "Ads are how we keep our service free. Please disable your adblocker"
    • "you've reached your daily free limit. Please upgrade to a pro account for just 29.99 USD/month (the price of a cup of coffee)"

    I fucking hate the modern web

    Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    tourist @lemmy.world

    Do you have a mantra that keeps you going through tough times?

    "it do be like that sometimes" is starting to lose it's magic a little

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    tourist @lemmy.world

    rule

    that guy's website is weird as shit

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
    tourist @lemmy.world

    rest in piss

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
    tourist @lemmy.world

    I came in my shorts a little bit

    stole from pigboy's website

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
    tourist @lemmy.world

    there are 0 stairs in Russia. just jump off airborne T-60 turret at desired elevation

    did not steal from reddit I swear

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
    tourist @lemmy.world

    Post more defense memes you have saved because I didn't save enough while I had the chance

    This is worse than nicotine withdrawal

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
    tourist @lemmy.world

    3000 Black Jets

    of allah