The whole ad seems to be a ripoff of a Paul Harvey speech.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/So_God_Made_a_Farmer
Harvey's wikipedia page describes him as a close friend of Joseph McCarthy, Billy Graham, and J. Edgar Hoover.
It's a good thing Riker is pretty.
Yes, that poison!
Me when my mother hits me for sneaking an early piece of pie
Listening to your uncle at Turkey Day dinner explain his new crazy conspiracy theory that he found on some random website:
Ketracel White, not even once.
I think we need to see some "The Good Place" crossover memes
I'm thankful for the multiversal defense force.
We're doing Princess Bride memes today? I've got a game of chance I want to show you. Trust me you'll like it.
I heard we were posting pictures of Mudd now.
Don't fall victim to the propaganda.
Everywhere I go I see his face.
TIL about Hector the Convector a thunderstorm and cloud system that forms nearly every afternoon from September to March in the Northern Territory of Australia
Me at a party when someone mentions they also like Star Trek
My own creation. Data goofing off and Data being serious, a template.
Google gets its way, bakes a user-tracking ad platform directly into Chrome
Google gets its way, bakes a user-tracking ad platform directly into Chrome
The Republican Party’s plan to rule the state of Wisconsin forever, explained
When your friends have never seen your work persona
Who peeled this film off the side panel?! Come on, guys! I want /c/Risa to be perfect and new for as long as possible. Take your shoes off before posting!!!
What ever happened to Kilometers O'Brien?
Every scene where someone wrinkles Troy's brain is great. That man might be the only person who got smarter at Greendale.