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  • TIL the creator of the 'I love you' virus suffered no legal consequences, because the philippines had no legal consequences for malware at the time.

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  • Always makes me laugh reading about the things they thought Mitnick could do. I wonder if they thought Captain Crunch could whistle and make your brain leak out your skull at 2600 hz.

  • [Video] How a malicious backdoor in XZ Utils threatened the Internet ecosystem

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  • I love that no one would have caught the backdoor except some rando M$ employee noticed a half second delay in his connection during testing.

    Makes you wonder how many backdoors (obfuscated and well hidden) have remained intact over the years.

  • New GLP-1 pill helps patients lose up to 8% of body weight, trial shows

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  • When happens when you stop taking these drugs? Have they basically made skinny a subscription?

  • The Many Faces of Saw Whet Owls

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  • I woke up a 7 but after my morning red bull i’m at a 4.

  • In your opinion, who is the ACTUAL main character of Stargate SG-1?

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  • The Stargate.

  • Manuscript page showing troops being transported by wagon, Germany/Holy Roman Empire, ~1500 AD

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  • Also it’s 15 kilos spread out over your whole body, not just one part. That alone makes it way easier to deal with the weigh. But 15 kilos isn’t a ton of weight for a soldier anyways. It’s about what my battle rattle was in the army but mine was all on my torso.

  • Manuscript page showing troops being transported by wagon, Germany/Holy Roman Empire, ~1500 AD

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  • Full plate armor is really agile, not cumbersome. You don’t make a soldier less agile when you armor him, that would be suicidal.

  • The Picard

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  • POV: You, Jayne Cobb, thought the money was too gorram good.

  • The US military will reportedly use Elon Musk's Grok AI in its classified systems

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  • How long until these dipshits accidentally publish state secrets on twitter? Taking bets now.

  • If the boundary of the universe is proven to be a black hole event horizon, is destruction by Hawking radiation a possible end-of-everything scenario?

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  • If we were inside a singularity then the event horizon would be well outside the boundaries of our universe.

    As for us evaporating via hawking radiation it would depend on the laws of physics outside our universe.

  • That's my purse!

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  • The Physics of Data Centers in Space

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  • I’ve had to explain these points a few times to my friends who love the muskrat. They think he’s a genius for wanting orbital data centers.

  • Why does this keep happening?

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  • Starfleet Command Temporal Investigations: “Why is it when something happens it’s always you three?”

    Captain Kirk

    Captain Picard Sisko

    Captain Janeway

  • My Buddy

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  • Cuter than Punch and his monkey toy.

  • I have a friend who's addicted to drinking brake fluid....

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  • There are a bunch of bitter assholes who downvote innocuous comments on the fediverse. You can see who downvotes you on lemvotes.org if you want to block them but you’re better off just ignoring the haters. Questioning downvotes tends to get more downvotes.

  • Clear and simple solution to climate change

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  • This only works on ecumenoplises like Coruscant. You need the planetary scale ventilation shafts to power the wacky wavy inflatable arms.

  • Looks

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  • 23 dollars for biomechnical tubing? Miss me with that bullshit. I'll go get some of my own from an intrepid class starship. I would bet bio-neural gel packs use biomechanical tubing.

  • Lunatic Deliberately Bitten by ~20 Species of Venomous Snake May Help Create A 'Universal' Antidote for Snake Bites.

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  • Tim “Mithridates” Friede

  • Worst day of my life

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  • I feel like every Klingon would have the instincts and emotions of a predator/hunter and I haven’t quite seen that in Jay-Den.

    There was that one doctor klingon in Enterprise and also a lawyer klingon in a different episode of Enterprise. Not all klingons are hunters/predators. Some find honor in helping people.

    As for Alexander I think he was so timid for a klingon because of his upbringing, not from his 1/4 human part.

  • Fallout @lemmy.world
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    The Harkonnens are our enemy. Yes. But, behind them I suspect is the Caesar.

  • Gaming @lemmy.world
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    New Kingdom Come: Deliverance 'next gen' update adds 4K support and 'ultra' graphics on consoles — and it's free if you already own the game

    www.techradar.com /gaming/the-new-kingdom-come-deliverance-next-gen-update-adds-4k-support-and-ultra-graphics-on-consoles-and-its-free-if-you-already-own-the-game
  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Sometimes the transporter clones go a little...weird.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Maybe asking Admiral Gina to give the Academy commencement speech wasn't a great idea

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Look at you, sailing through the atmosphere majestically, like a ship's counselor...piloting a saucer section.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Remember and give thanks to the many people that will be crawling in small spaces tonight. May your holidays bring renewed friendships and vanquished villains.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    MFW I can only find birthday wrapping paper to wrap the presents today:

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas ... perhaps ... means five lights not four!

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Believe it or not but the only being to have more temporal violations than Janeway was Pelia.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    The Sisko was not amused to find out Buddy was the new Federation ambassador to the space elves.

  • Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world
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    You've heard of Elf on a Shelf. This year get ready for...

  • Superbowl @lemmy.world
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    Owl partially covered in concrete is cleaned up and recovering after rescue in Utah

    apnews.com /article/owl-recovery-utah-44d42cb21e097c7af0c072740c5c714f
  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Me checking on the fediverse during the cloudflare outage:

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Xenoworf

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Definitive proof that Galaxy Quest happens in the Star Trek universe. Crewman Daniels was posing as a Thermian.

  • Chevron 7 @lemmy.world
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    Me resting in my new MedBed

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Me when I try to do my job but I know the console rocks haven't yet exploded during this mission:

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    The chances of a society experiencing rapid societal change are never zero. The chances for it occuring increase with each Starfleet officer stuck in the past with you. This can be seen in the followi