Facebook is a terrorist organization confirmed.

To a "conservative" reality itself must seem extremely left-wing. It's just their warped perspective.

Reason only works on reasonable people.

His posture still says a lot, though.

A pity no one reads, nowadays.

Pizza in the middle, of course.

Pretty sure Terraria already exists.

I guess there are times when a protest actually works. The thing is, shutting up all the Robin Hood bards just makes people want to learn their songs all the more.

Considering anyone who isn't an idiot already uses steganography for security, who is this for?

Something something free will, something something...

Happy birthday!

Dodged a bullet, there.

Better question: Who decides what software "piracy" even is?

Also known as "things we shrug about" and say "maybe we'll understand these things one day."

It's so real, it's wrapped around to becoming ironic.

SWAT doesn't need to know who called in order to go full Rambo on random citizens. Rich people pull the strings. They don't believe in accountability.

Leash laws incoming.

Funny, how much hand wringing is going on in the sweaty mainstream media about a guy who merely put down a vicious oligarchy-loving killer. You'd get the impression that media moguls are worried that they're next.

I would seriously never speak to someone again if I learned they were on a jury that convicted Luigi.

They should definitely do Saddam next.