Miss Kane, maths teacher. Not because I liked maths but because she was fucking hot.

Miss Phillips, art mistress, probably getting on for 60 but looked exactly as you’d expect of an artist and drove a sports car like she’d stolen it 🙂

Oh and Mr. Hamlyn, deputy head who was a genuinely decent, clever, and a funny guy who could reduce a class to tears of laughter.

In Surrey. Punching the air 😀

Yes, I’ve had Aygo courtesy cars, they’re quite good fun and can be chucked about a bit too. I’m 6’5” and found them surprisingly roomy inside and not uncomfortable for doing the nipping about that they’re designed for. Of course the advantage of having a Toyota badge rather than a Peugeot badge is that people won’t automatically assume you’re an old fart 😁 (And this matters because I’m only approaching being an old fart 😳)

Don’t flush it down the loo. Keep it for your felching hamster.

It’s a shitting Peugeot, it’s already a mobile trash can 😜

Who do these clowns think they are, Mitchells & Butlers?

No it isn’t.

For fuck sake just demolish it and build a bridge that is fit for purpose.

The unsold stock are returned to the warehouses where they hatch into next years Easter bunnies. Circle of life an’ all that.

Lettuce Connect, so I’m told 🙂

The solar panels are a bad idea - they’re never going to work underneath the crocheted Easter bunny and fluffy chicks.

Terrible idea. No one wants to be tripping over the buggers because they can’t see them. Someone could get hurt…

£16/month here too, household of one, no dishwasher (apart from me obviously).

Four days? The Royal Family used to be much more efficient at using car crashes to get rid of problems…

Yes, this can’t fail. Now when asked for the purpose of their visit they’ll have to write “spying” rather than “to see the historic cathedral”. That’ll put an end to their shenanigans.

Good grief is that cunt still consuming oxygen? And the media ensures he’s kept well supplied with it 🙄

A sizeable chunk of the price of a pint in a pub is taxes. Excise Duty + VAT - the VAT being applied after the Excise Duty, effectively taxing the tax. In addition many pubs are owned by “pub cos”, who force the tenants to buy from prescribed suppliers at inflated prices. The pub cos are really property companies, they care not if this means the pub business fails, they’ll just close and redevelop the building/site as something else. Like many other 🇬🇧 problems this has its roots in Thatcherism.

You cannot trust anyone who doesn’t like marmite.

Well, she didn’t see that happening in the cards…