Not buying teslas will become actually illegal if anyone points out it's not actually illegal. Mandatory Patriotism Teslas for all Americans.

They don't tend to acknowledge or believe trans men exist anyway. It's not on their radar.

Because the only meaningful political move for Republicans today is to follow Trump. If they push back they get cut from the pack and lose support.

They also make you show up to a US embassy and tell the American flag you don't want to be friends anymore.

(only half kidding)

Sign up to find bugs.

Finds bugs.

Mfw

I misread this as "Finnish Leopard"

And spent way too long trying to spot a snow leopard hiding in it...

Ah yes, I certainly couldn't have understood that without shopping and swimwear discount sales analogies.

Get those bikini tops half off boys! First sale! WOO

Spiders.

I never trust meta statistics anymore because you know they're filling out their "numbers" with bots to try and keep their stock prices up.

In terms of real users I bet bluesky has already surpassed them.

Nah, I love my extroverts. They do what I repeatedly fail to do, and help pull me into the conversation and actually get some social interaction rather than sulking quietly in a corner.

Extroverts that know how to pull introverts into social interaction are the best and I have often looked up to them.

Well, I guess I'm not ashamed of doing what I did, more the relationship in retrospect but that's way more than the internet needs to know haha

I'd still find it pretty hot for my partner to ask me to do that while he keeps doing something else.

He was playing call of duty. Not my proudest moment.

This is what you get when your customer service is trained on millions of lines of furry porn.

Incredible. I still can't believe companies have release this shit to the public.

Next pride month is going to be super awkard

All of the above until the left can reformat the democrats like the tea party reformatted the Republicans.

Getting this email is career goals

Your daughter sounds awesome.

I tried running mint on a new laptop I bought.

Because the hardware was newer I ran into issue after issue trying to get various drivers and basic things functioning.

Moved to Endeavor, smooth as ice, everything just worked.

So at least from my experience hardware age seems to matter too.

Finally, a job that actually fits my needs.

Plus high taxes on the upper class before Reagan. Literally everything that actually made that a good time (for some, anyway).

It's shocking that people seem to be so dumb to think they just need to be allowed to be racist again to get the good stuff back. We're kind of a stupid species.