Only for normal users. Politicians will likely get a white glove treatment due to the media shitstorm they could invoke.

Hell, I'd even settle for them using something like postybirb to multi-post across all three platforms.
Bonus points if the ones going to twitter are cut off mid-sentence and replaced with a URL to the official mastodon post.

Sweet.

I would have gone with Fedora in order to deploy FreeIPA for an Active Directory equivalent, but this is a good start.

Oof...

Not bad, but this is the sort of crass dark humor I would expect late on a Friday night after at least five beers with my friends.

Sweet. Hopefully those batteries will also be manufactured and sold for long enough for me to get at least one first party replacement, before having to deal with third party vendors.

You know what... Give me an option for a bigger battery, and ensure that replacement batteries are going to be available for a while, and I'll definitely look into it.

bUT bUT ThAT's Not WHAt hE MeAnT!!!1!11

Well then First Lady Trump should be more careful with their words, if they don't want 'Following the letter of the law' to constantly turn into 'Malicious compliance'.

"Your simple box needs words. Like these right here! Uhh, this one. And this one."

"Wait, no, stop! That's not supposed to be possible!"

Perpetual resting Monday face.

Peaceful. Heh. It definitely used to be peaceful, kiddo...
But those days are so long gone, and the moon so scarred, that those days might as well be out of a fantasy novel.

What happened, you ask? Heh... That's a silly question. Human nature happened.

You see, transit to Europa was never commercialized. Not back then, and now likely never will be. And yet, humans still charged forward, to that pristine icy moon. Charging so far off the beaten paths. Away from comforts, away from contact, away from society itself... Ask yourself now, what sort of man would willingly throw themselves such absolute solitude?

Prideful, arrogant, and sometimes even criminal, for a moment, Europa was a haven to it all. An age of constant advancement, stoked by the fires of so many supreme wills.

It was never destined to last.

Amidst that multitude, a hunger as old civilization grew. The hunger of dominion, festering in a place packed to the brim with wolves, but not a single sheep. Is it any wonder, then, that all it took was a single spark of prideful dissent? Just one, and it all gave way.

To want.
To discord.
To violence.
To insanity.
To ruin.

No one can stop you if you really want to go, kiddo. Actually no, that's not entirely true. You'll probably get interdicted and arrested on the way back. So I'll just tell you right now, there is nothing left.
Only ash, ice, and the remains of the fools of that age. Magnificent fools, but fools nonetheless.

Any chance this one will be easily defaced like the doge.gov site was?

Any chance this site also uses an editable SQL database or whatever exploitable nonsense the doge website had?

Oh sweet! Thanks for marking out some fresh new GBU-12 and GBU-38 targets, Russia.

Hmm... Now I'm wondering if buddy lasing with drones is feasible.

A good number of jobs automatically deduct taxes from your paycheck, which makes this difficult.

Also, I don't think HR/Payroll would easily agree to any requests by personnel to stop the deductions. They will ask questions.

Imma hop on resonite and get wasted with friends.

Abstract unclear, prostate vibrated into jelly by Lovense toy.

"We'd love to comply, but the funding cuts from your administration have regrettably forced us to shut down the security systems needed to perform such identification. Turns out weatherproof cameras and 100 TB+ storage arrays for footage aren't cheap."

Only for more genetically stable diseases that don't mutate into new strains every single year.

Ohh! Research citations!
For some reason I read that as police citations and was wondering how the hell she got so dangerously based.

Where in the world did you hear that? Every source on this cites Elon and his extremist Nazi beliefs as a core reason.