How about an extraterrestrial alien with superior "magic like" technology that wants to fuck around with earth and play Santa Claus.

Can he be Santa Claus or will he be just an imposter, even though real one does not exist?

71% profit loss males me feel uplifted.

Fins are quite fluent in English. You'll do fine learning Finnish as you go.

downloaded an app recently to start learning Finnish.

Et ole menossa siitä, missä aita on matalin.

He's gonna try to cling in to this one indefinitely.

Just do jumping jacks till you're dry.

You either dry out or slip and break your neck. Either way wetness is no longer a problem.

It's a sign of genius if it's both.

Not being social.

I realized in my 40's that my parents were wrong. You don't actually have to be social butterfly to be happy.

I'm missing the need for social interaction. World didn't end. I'm completely happy without it and there are plenty of jobs that don't extensively need it.

So liberating. No amount of therapy really helped on the inside. It was all just pretending.

Yeah. Throughout history moving goalposts has become a thing.

It's not corporations function to be ethical. Their function is to make the biggest profit possible and they will be evil as fuck, if there are no repercussions.

Corporations need to be constrained by law and oversight. Current trend is the opposite and we will be creating monsters to lead our future AI powered oligarchies.

Art of the extortion

it's private company.

Pretty sure street adds are gonna start calling your name really soon.

Tehtaanmyymää löytyy osasta.

Itse löysin vappusahdit Lohjan United Gypsies panomosta. Myydään 3l tönöissä suoraan sammiosta.

Menee tosin klo 16 kiinni.

Yes. My upper management also hallucinates, confabulates and makes up pointless shit task, in sake of having new tasks.

People would however notice, because AI wouldn't throw occasional ego tantrums.

Sää näyttää kurjalta joten todennäköisesti aattona kalsarikännit kotona. Pitää vielä vilkaista jos joku kohtuumatkan päässä oleva panimo olisi tehnyt vappusahtia. Kaupparyysikseen pitää vielä myös hyökätä.

Vappupäivänä optioina:

• Sekalaista elektroniikkaprojektia on kesken, jota voisi viedä eteenpäin.
• Pihatöitä, jos sää ajoittain paranee.
• Kirjahyllyssä on ollut pitkään kirja suomen muinaisuskosta, mitä on pitänyt aloittaa.
• Pelailla Steam Deckillä
• huonosti suunniteltua koiran takkia pitäisi hiukan muunnella.
• jonlun sarjan binge watch

Kokoomuksen kannatus pysyy vakaana, koska kokoomus tekee tasan sitä mitä siltä odotetaan. Vaalipuheet/-lupaukset on hassua vaalihömppää, jota ei pidä muistella. Jos muutamalle duunarille saatiin uskoteltua, että valtiota on hyvä ohjata samaan tyyliin kuin yritystä ja nyt nämä pettyneet siirtyvät muualle, ei se paljoa kokoomusta hetkauta.

Persut ne rupesivat pikkukokoomukseksi ja kusivat kannattajiensa muroihin. Todennäköisesti saavat siitä seuraavalla kierroksella maksaa. Kuntavaalit saattoivat antaa jo osviittaa. Keskusta häpeänurkasta pois ja persut tilalle.

Somebody needs to make a AI slop out of this where Trump is singing "Oh Danny Boy".

It wasn't all bad. It was fun morbid bingo to see who gags first on a piece of slimy meat and the potatoes jumped back up if you smashed them on the floor, which was always a laugh. There was variation on the bounciness and some day you might get the champion.

Although you shouldn't play too much, because in 1-3 grades of elementary school there was a teacher guarding the exit and checking if your plate was empty enough. If there was too much waste, they would start checking older students too.

Oh the blue was his power move to make sure everybody knows he's not like the rest of them.

...and that was all the power he had. Being a full time dick is hard.

You can't get shit done, because you have no friends.

Shocker!