Where I'm at, Surron riders are actually safer and more respectful when riding. I've had so many close calls with people on ebikes and escooters without helmets. I've never seen a Surron rider weave through pedestrian traffic without going really slowly or fully dismounting. I'd get one myself if they weren't so expensive. They look so fun
It’s priced at JPY 396,000, which converts to just over US$2,700. Now that’s a rad price if it were to come to the West as it is. But it won’t.
:(
The perfect dust
In only 25% of the world
Also, make sure to be generic. Choose cheap, common clothing that won't stick out
Should read something like "Judge allows removal of Toronto bike lanes by denying injunction"

It's all the microplastics
Extra bonus points if both the correct and misspelt ones are both used but in similar but different ways
With the power of horniness, everything can look like a buttplug
It's a "conical seed bottle" containing denatonium benzoate. I have no idea why but it's apparently pretty common to display chemicals in them.
It's similar to a pear shaped flask that's used in labs.



Another weird UHT enjoyer here. If it weren't so expensive where I'm at then I'd be having it more often
:(

$100/month tier of course

A Foggy Night


I took this one a while ago and happened to dig it up from my gallary.
They'll just get a harshly worded letter or something
"And have the courts garnish half of any future income to pay off this operation plus interest."
I did a bit of searching and found a reddit threat that looks like this one but posted 6 months ago.
The only answer that looked somewhat correct was "Because they always have a spare in their trunks." posted by u/A_Nice_Shrubbery777
Reddit thread for those interested: https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1e1qbg9/a_joke_with_no_answer/