I thought so too but the comments on the FB post I stole this from seem to say it's from Urusei Yatsura

Tax rule
Same. I saw this on FB, thought it was funny, didn't think much more than that. I had no idea 😭

Tax rule


I want all the money I put in to be refunded in nonsequential bills, and give it to me in one of those fancy metal briefcases please.
No it's a pokemon
Next time this happens I'm going to just repeat my last line of dialogue whenever someone interacts with me
Yeah, why is the starburst not rectangular
Blahaj juice
Thank you based Gaben
Never let them force you to not wear pants

I got it on sale, I like it a lot. It's like a "Choose your own adventure" book meets "The Stanley Parable"
I no longer wish to be pegged
Good for them
Any of the Game & Watch Gallery games for GBC should be perfect, my favorite is 2

Hotdog rule
Bruh who tf sells their Fleshlight at a garage sale
do NOT the cat
"this didn't happen to me therefore it happens to nobody" When I was in 3rd grade they pumped me so full of Concerta that I immediately became silent in class, so silent I lost most of my friends that knew me as the talkative class clown, and stunted my social ability lasting to this day 25 years later. Not saying this is the norm, just saying it is indeed a possibility
Let him get a stick then and laugh when his PS2 games run at 2fps. Simply isn't possible yet in stick format. Rpi4 won't even do PS2 in playable framerates

Little Ume (bannana for scale)


She is the runt, her siblings are basically twice her size. I love her so much

I didn't know where else to ask rule


How do you shave your balls? Every time I've tried with my trimmer it pinches and tears my sack and I'm too traumatized to try it again unless there's a full proof bloodless method. Usually I just pluck as many as I can tolerate while I'm sitting around watching YouTube or somethin. But it's such a pain (literally). Pic unrelated