Looping animation special edition!

You remove the juicebox from your backpack, push the straw into it, and begin to drink. The two beans look at you with confusion. "Really? Is this the best time to have a drink?" one of them asks. You pause sipping without letting go of the straw to look at the bean and shrug your shoulders before resuming.

A minute later the juice is finished. The beans look at you waiting for another move, hoping you just needed a sugar boost before making your true decision. You then feel something building up deep within yourself. Your body begins to tremble, frightening the beans. You look down at your body and you see your legs have tripled in muscular mass, and this growth is spreading upwards into your abdomen, chest, and finally arms! You let out a horrifying roar, catching the attention of the content-dealer/bean-farmer. He looks up at the balcony and yells: "What the FUCK?"

You jump with incredible force from the balcony into the roof, breaking it and carrying away all the rocks, soil, and

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A wave of sympathy washes over you. You cannot allow this injustice to continue against the beans, even if it means missing your test. You offer your apologies for eating the bean's friends and offer to help it. The other bean that ran off leaves its hiding spot under an exposed tree root and asks you both to follow deeper into the woods.

As the three of you venture deeper into the forest, the light fades to darkness as the canopy becomes incredibly dense. You eventually come to an old shack bearing the usual signs of abandonment: Broken windows, missing door, dilapidated roof. You worry that the beans tricked you and have brought you here to cause you harm. Just then, one of them proceeds to enter the shack and flick the light switch, exposing a secret underground tunnel behind a shelf.

You follow the dark tunn

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You quickly eat the rest of your eggs and follow the path those beans ran off along. The trail of sauce takes you out of school and across the street to the nearby park. As you venture deeper into the wooded area the sauce trail gets fainter and fainter until it eventually disappears.

You stop to look around for some sign of the beans but can't make anything out. That is, until you hear some faint whispering coming from a nearby bush. You approach it and rustle the branches. A bean falls out and screams!

The bean stares at you in horror. "How is this happening? How are you able to move and talk?" you gently ask the bean. The bean begins to sob into its little bean hands. "So many bean-eaters eat us without knowing that we are a special species of bean, Phaseolus bellus, that are really cute and sentient! My bean kin just want to fall from our pods into the tasty soil and grow tall and strong and smile at our bean friends, but we get canned and sent away to be eaten!"

You take the

You arrive at the front of the cafeteria line and ask if it would be possible to have a bit of both eggs and beans. "Halfsies? No problem!" is the reply. You smile: You're sure to be unbeatable taking this test after having this good meal. You collect your food and make your way to a table to dig in.

You find a seat and get your fork ready. The cafeteria is getting busier as more students file in. Thankfully you beat the line before it got long, giving you ample time to eat your breakfast. You take a bite of egg, it's far more delicious than you could ever imagine. You take a bite of beans, and they're perfectly sauced & seasoned.

As you swallow the mouthful of beans, you think you hear a distinct yet faint noise. It almost sounds like... screaming? You look around the cafeteria room and see no one in distress. You ask the students nearby if they hear anything and they answer in the negative. Mildly concerned, but not wanting to dilly-dally, you take another scoop of bean