That time I was accidentally CEO'd by my coworker
Thought I'd share this with yall. But I'm gonna answer the obvious question right away: No, I didn't abuse it.
So, I used to work for a large corporation in the geophysics industry.. well, I still do, just a different one. I will of course not name them, but it's a behemoth in the industry, and if you are familiar with the field, you've definitely heard of them.
I wasn't the "normal" kind of sysadmin - I mostly handled off-site production stuff (where the actual money was being made), and how all of this stuff interfaced with each other as well as the head office.
The "normal" IT stuff was handled by a friend/coworker with whom I've worked for well over a decade in several companies - We have an odd habit of crossing professional paths from time to time. Let's call him Bob.
I had handed in my three months notice, as the competition had given me an offer I couldn't refuse, so I was on my way out. While visiting the head office for unrelated reasons I had gotten a desk assigned