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  • Do they not understand how this works? People will just stop buying printers and switch to building them.

  • Yay!

  • “It’s natiiiive…”

    No. Fuck off. It wasn’t cute when old spice did it. It’s no better when you do it.

  • Guys, you all need to calm down. This is a being taken way out of context. The klansman was clearly just trying to defend himself from his own impotence.

  • Next, republicans argue about the definition of “shot”

  • You know, we could theoretically reverse GameStop this fucker.

    I wonder if we could hire a lawyer and take a hostile takeover bat to EA.

  • “Tonight’s the night….”

    -Needlessly creepy breakfast montage plays-

  • I have never bought native brand products specifically because the ads were all over the place and obnoxious. It created a negative association with the brand. The ads literally convinced me to do exactly the opposite of what it wanted.

    You know what the last ad I cared about was? Cowboys herding cats. No idea what it was for, just a hysterical idea executed with absurd dedication to the bit.

  • Yes but if it ever goes into the shop a software update can teach it to misbehave when things are disconnected. An artificially weak signal, on the other hand, would fall under a practical failure mode they would have accommodated for in firmware.

  • Girls, calm down, you’re both pretty. I was being sarcastic. Let’s not argue over a joke.

  • we really need reticulum to take off. it cleanly spans multiple mediums and is incredibly adaptive.

  • Funny, I also said things that were untrue but convenient to me. I was 6 at the time, but still

  • Your OS provides a GUI? fancy

  • fuck, almost everything does

  • my rates do seem high. I had a wreck a few years back but it was a dented door and fixed just fine. I work from home so I dont drive all that much, and the car is cheap. But it does have telemetry. I wonder if I should just bridge a resistor across the onstar antenna terminals

  • Nah, they will just claim he'll respawn in 3 days, then keep changing the deadline when it continues to not happen.

  • Well the economic desperation is certainly on the horizon. People are held back by their finances and jobs right now. When they cant meet their needs any more, they wont hold back.

  • I'm not Jason Bourne. I'm some dude on the internet. And you don't fight hoping solely for your benefit. You fight so those who follow have better odds.

    If it makes you feel any better, I already know what's coming for me here. I'm part of a population that will absolutely end up in a mass grave before this ends.

  • I'm not really sure what this comment was trying to do. I'm scared like anyone else. My fight or flight response is geared heavily toward stand-still-and-hope-their-vision-is-based-on-movement, so unless I'm fighting a t-rex I'm hosed.

    I'm not pretending I'm all powerful. I'm stating compliance is nonsensical.