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monkeyman69 @ monkeyman69 @lemmynsfw.com
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To be absolutely honest, am I your type for fucking or would you pass?

  • If you're breathing you're my type.

    • Valory doesn't do anything for me - who's in the Valory Irene fan club?

  • Butterface.

    • What will you do with my young pink nipples?

  • Sell them on Vinted.

    • Anon accidentally makes a camgirl rethink her life

  • Oh my.. Thank you for the correct term, I'm sure she's been thagomized to the Cretaceous and back by now.

    • Permanently Deleted

  • Hello, Hollie Valance? I've got a meme for you.

    • Anon accidentally makes a camgirl rethink her life

  • Don't worry Anon, she was just prepping her Stegosaurus cosplay outfit with multiple dildo plating.

    • Germany defends AfD extremist classification after Rubio slams 'tyranny in disguise'

  • Says fascist out in the open.

    • U.S. Secretary of Commerce says the ‘new model’ is factory jobs for life—for you, your kids, and your grandkids

  • You think you'll be allowed to leave?

    • ‘Black Mirror’ Sets Emmy Campaigns for Paul Giamatti, Rashida Jones, Cristin Milioti and More

  • I love Chris O'Dowd but Common People was awful, nearly didn't watch the rest of the season because of it.

    • TIL- The idea of how much you can afford to buy with your income is called “real income.” And if real income falls, that’s called a recession.

  • I can see the lightbulb over your head lighting up..

    • Half-Life 3 playable 'from end to end': Valve rumored for summer reveal, winter release of HL3

  • hype intensifies

    • ISO 8601

  • The 5th January 2025, correct.

    • EA aren't making any more rally games, but there are alternatives

  • Another example of enshitification. Fuck you EA.

    • BBC Greenlights “Real Life ‘Black Mirror'” Doc About Artificial Intelligence

  • Hannah Fry is amazing in everything she does.

    • From Pepsi to Chipotle, big brands are worried about U.S. shoppers

  • Fixed title.. "Worried about their profits".

    • Yep...

  • Oh, is that what I have..

    • A Russian general was killed by a car bomb just outside Moscow

  • Oh no! Anyway..

    • Sea Drillers (in development), a casual oil rig management game x FPS hybrid (you can fight off pirates who assault your rig in first person), releases demo on Steam

  • That may be so, but there are 10,000 better things you can base a game on.

    This kind of game normalises a process that is slowly destroying our planet.

    • Sea Drillers (in development), a casual oil rig management game x FPS hybrid (you can fight off pirates who assault your rig in first person), releases demo on Steam

  • Fuck oil drilling, real life or games. Is this some kind of fossil fuel propaganda?

    • Can I ask you to try to fit inside my tiny body?

  • Luckily for you, I have a tiny dick.

    • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world
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