Defeatism may be useless criticism but we’re living in a world where misplaced optimism may be deadly. What are you advocating for here? The person you’re responding to is almost certainly correct in their assessment of what will happen next, and that seems worth discussing.

I find your response confusing.

So, persistent looming threat then.

Makes sense.

Damn, Morris Pearl seems like a good dude.

That’s nice but rest assured we will not be consulted when they inevitably decide to further their mockery of the constitution and the very idea of patriotism.

And that’s why I came here before potentially seeing something that would make me sad in the article.

Fireworks for me. I miss that whole suite though.

I would pay twice that for the novelty alone. I fucking love tacos.

I reject your entire premise!

He is certainly one of the most likely to die in office. Just on a purely actuarial basis, I should think.

Maybe if we all just start referring to this as “the gas leak season” while we’re in it we can break the 4th wall and escape whatever the fuck this supposed reality is.

Art Of The Deal, gang.

Art of the deal.

This is our actual present reality, people. Resist the urge to look away, it will still be there.

Holy fuck.

You sound insufferable, and I know this because this is how I feel and it is generally considered insufferable and smug. But what are we supposed to do? It’s not like I did anything right to feel smug about, I just lucked into finding someone that I am still falling in love with into our third decade.

As one fisting enthusiast to another, congratulations on finding your person.

🤜🤛

This is somehow ominous actually.

I will never go back. After installing a bidet, it quickly becomes clear how primitive the use of toilet paper is, at least as a primary means of cleaning.

Also, whoever snuck “pinch” into this headline got away with murder. I suspect there was much furtive chortling.

I am just the right age for this meme.

No no no: Link was a much earlier proof.

Remember #12557? That one was an absolute cupcake.

And he is their patron saint now.

It’s just as good as 2008 google, which is all I want.