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  • Continuity of consciousness. Also, the prince has "fly breath".

  • I think I'd rather she stay. We all wish there were an alternative, but historically third parties have not done well. Easier to get her in as the head of the thing and clean it up that way.

  • Or:

    "Here, put this in your mouth"

    "Whyszit tafte so fummy?"

    " It's a rectal thermometer"

  • And it's not available 24/7 online... why? I'd love to see the click counter on that bad boy.

    Edit: I thought this was the other interview. Okay, make 'em both available. The ad revenue alone will be tremendous.

  • Vance also states, "It hasn't been 24 hours yet. I mean, the President is a busy guy. He only works on this a minute here, a minute there." /s

    Edit: forgot the /s

  • RIP

  • I have no idea who this is supposed to be. Where's the eyeliner?

  • In the 1980s, Digital Equipment Corporation had a word processor, WPS. Ctrl-u cleared the line you were typing and put it into the paste buffer. Maybe legacy usage?

  • Permanently Deleted

  • It's a tossup between Sports Ball and Speedy Wheelie. Go-run-go is okay if it has horses.

  • School{history, math, spelling, civics, ...} ∌ MAGAts. They'll never know otherwise.

  • A strange sort of prostitution. Everyone gets fucked, but only a certain few get paid.

  • Additionally, the messages in question can only be seen from a specific angle. In particular, when the obelisk stood at the entrance of Egypt’s Luxor Temple, one of the messages would have been visible to vessels sailing on the Nile

    It's a tall structure (based on the people in the photos), stood by the Nile (presumably far from the yearly-flooding banks), with an inscription near the top that is "secret" due to the addition of one little picture of a table below the god. Did the elite have super-eyesight? I don't recall any articles mentioning telescopes. Or was this a, "You glanced at it even if you didn't see it, so it's true" thing, like an Apple end-user agreement?

  • She acted how a crash test dummy would if there were no crash.

    Edit "like" to "how".

  • Or, as we call it, "prostitution". Except instead of a teenth of crack and $5, the president is available for a meme coin.

    Afterwards, get yourself checked.

  • Does the shadow in the belly button match the shadow cast by the hand? Does he have an "outie"? Caveat: I'm not a Photoshop sleuth

  • politics @lemmy.world
    MedicsOfAnarchy @lemmy.world

    Trump is not a narcissist.

    I'm no expert, but I believe he falls under the "megalomaniac" category. Heavy emphasis on the "maniac".

  • That looks like one of those comic villain moves. "Am I in Brussels, Inspector? Or am I perhaps... over here?? Hahahahahaha!"

  • That's going to cost quite a bit, what with tariffs on electronics and all. Wait, I had a tissue around here somewhere...

  • So if Trump had put a gun to someone's head, pulled back the hammer, then said, "Nah...", you would expect that person to step up to a microphone and tearfully declare that "I'm alive today thanks to President Trump"...?

  • News @lemmy.world
    MedicsOfAnarchy @lemmy.world

    Trump's treatment of Ukraine just cost the US a refueling point

    Norwegian fuel company Haltbakk Bunkers has announced it will cease supplying fuel to U.S. military forces in Norway and American ships docking in Norwegian ports, citing dissatisfaction with recent U.S. policy towards Ukraine.

    World News @lemmy.ml
    MedicsOfAnarchy @lemmy.world

    Putin's critic Alexia Navalny is dead

    Some sources suggest he was taking a walk and suddenly fell to the ground. Very mysterious. Guess they ran out of windows.