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Science Memes @mander.xyz
kriz @slrpnk.net

Feces is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

  • Yes I agree bartering is mostly as you describe. I only want to point out that economies are not only bartering, and that no one should ignore the authoritarian nature of how a "market economy" is formed and maintained.

  • Market economies have authority from the very beginning. You have to take land and resources away from people communally using them, and then keep them from using them again with soldiers or police.

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrush

    Stop giving Big Floss your hard earned money. It is almost infinitely rewashable and reusable.

  • No it's for science really, I swear. Also the pics have to be stepping on someone who is saying "yes daddy I'm a bad boy". Easiest way to verify unfortunately it has nothing to do with how hot it is.

  • A quick internet search shows 15% or food imported and 1% or electricity. So yeah prices might increase a little but I feel it pales in comparison to genocide, concentration camps, environmental destruction, and nuclear war.

  • Am I the only leftist that doesn't give a shit about the tariffs? I feel like 95% of articles attacking Trump go after tariffs when everything else he is doing is probably 1000x worse and deserves way more scrutiny.

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want.

    Stolen from:

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Wearing a shirt that says "For entertainment purposes only" in large letters could get you out of legal trouble for your actions

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Not happy with your living situation? It could be a lot worse. If you were on Mars you wouldn't even have enough oxygen to breathe! Venus would crush and boil you!

    And most of space is a pitiless void that would pop you like a balloon. Oh I think you earthlings got it pretty good.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Need an item? Check out stores! There are a lot of different kinds and most towns have them. It's a quick and easy way to get an item.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: If you are in a dangerous situation and someone yells "Duck!", make sure they aren't talking about the bird or you could end up looking real stupid.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Getting ready for a first date? Wear dirty underwear with a little poo inside. This helps you resist the evils of premarital sex.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT(xmas): If it's for a local business, you can probably just print out something that looks like a gift card. Chances are whoever you gift it to won't redeem it anyway.

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Carry some kind of weapon on you AT ALL TIMES, and be aware of your surroundings. You never know when you could encounter a CEO

    AnarchyChess @sopuli.xyz
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    'Tis the Season!

    Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Don't bother trying to remember to rotate your mattress every 6 months. Just sleep at a different angle every night.

    AnarchyChess @sopuli.xyz
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    Shitty pawn has shitty work ethic