He was Prime Minister when he lost his seat, not the opposition leader.

Option 1a, he believes the Arial font is a tattoo because he has shitty eyesight (so to him, the blurry text doesn't look obviously Photoshopped on), but nobody knows that because he's too vain to wear glasses.

(Still an idiot, of course)

"Neuralink in the head"

Interesting, thanks. The Sorrento place was a cafe so they didn't specialise in pizza, but it sure was good. I don't think I've ever seen a marinara pizza marked vegan here in Oz. They probably all use bulk garlic sauce bottles with milk as ingredient.

Not many vegan options around, but one place in Sorrento made me the best vegan pizza I ever had when I asked (there was nothing vegan on the menu). No vegan cheese necessary, I think it was the crust and oil that made it. Got bored of the same tomato pasta item every night at the hotel though.

pump and dumb

Perfect typo... I think

He won't be IN the parade. He'll be watching from some balcony as the goose stepping soldiers, and trucks with missile launchers etc file past.

Even better to donate to a toy library, to make sure it isn't going to someone who is just going to flip it.

Not even 3 months

kazza

Sounds like an Australian version of kazaa.

EEU (Europe Etc Union)

I guess when America slams into rock bottom there will be a boom sound.

"We've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty"

Interesting point. Can the US military just fly anyone they like into their overseas bases in Europe etc, then just exit the base into the hosting country, having skipped immigration controls?

The "enforcement" will be "blue states x, y, z did not follow this rule, so their electoral college votes are invalid and will not be accepted".

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That it takes a concerted effort to find and make friends, and to stop existing friendships fading away.

Huh, my first thought was about the War of Independence.