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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen @ iamdefinitelyoverthirteen @lemmy.world
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I don't have a joke

  • I would tell you a UDP joke but I don't know if you would get it. I would tell you a TCP/IP joke but it would take too long.

    • Replacing connector on battery

  • You'll be okay, just be careful with it. Just be super careful when you're crimping the connector pins. Considered putting tape over the first pin after you get it in the connector before you put the second one in.

    • President Donald Trump will have dinner with the top 220 holders of the TRUMP memecoin on May 22.

  • That's not fair, I want free mcdonald's!

    • Elbow deep!

  • Sounds like a party.

    • Ooof

  • I bet she's fun to hang out with.

    • Would you rather only able to see one thing, hear one thing, feel one thing, or smell one thing?

  • Smell, as long as it's not something stinky.

    • “We Didn’t Watch Brain Rot When I Was Your Age” Says Millennial Who Can Recite Every YTMND Meme From Memory

  • The line must be drawn here!

    • How many people are only still alive because they don't want their suicide hurting others as much as they hurt every day?

  • Thank you.

    • How many people are only still alive because they don't want their suicide hurting others as much as they hurt every day?

  • *raises hand

    • Anon has his way

  • My partner would never say that to me. Something about the back of a Volkswagen.

    • What hill will you die on?

  • Wrong. Greedo never shot. Han murdered him in cold blood.

    • What hill will you die on?

  • I've been very seriously considering a dumb phone.

    • What hill will you die on?

  • Nice

    • It's hard to say goodbye

  • And I'll fuckin do it again.

    • You're given a potato (any variety) to cook. You have everything in your kitchen. How do you prepare it?

  • Small gold potatoes, quartered. Brown in cast iron skillet with grape seed oil. Once potatoes are browned, add about 1/2 of a red onion, cut kinda small and sauteed until slightly transparent. Bake in oven at 350 until potatoes are cooked.

    Salt/season to taste and eat with ketchup and hot sauce.

    • woag

  • :-)

    • What stirs you to comment across the fediverse?

  • I dunno.

    • Sledgehammer-wielding Musk critics smash up Tesla in London art project

  • I had a SpaceX recruiter reach out to me recently. It felt great to turn them down without even knowing what the position was.

    • The Rule is Stored in the Clit

  • Yum

    • What was your "I can't believe I have to explain this to an adult" moment?

  • I dunno haha. I always wondered that too.