Lel imagine being inside of creative work and your metaphor shacks up with your comparison and now metaphors are going after metaphors so you try to metaphor like a simile. Imagine lel

Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin. It's both appropriate for the task and poetic.

Aww you're right. We can't throw shade at the genocide supporting right wing grifter.

Are all the funny people gone from this forum?

So do my plates contain moisture? How can a bowl be ridiculously hot to handle while the contents inside range from warm to ice cold?

I hate this prick. Shook his hand at an event my ex's family holds every year before knowing how much of a scumbag he was. Wish I could go back to call him out and watch him squirm.

Oh finally, I meet another person with tongue-chin.

Red and green are the same color, duh, dumbass.

Colorblind btw.

We're scrolling through posts on a link aggregate platform. Get a fucking grip.

How about when they started genociding it became the wrong thing?

Say that. Say "genocide" instead of "succeed" if you love facts so much.

On firefox I've been occasionally seeing ads leak into videos lately but refreshing usually fixes it.

While using a picture of a statue of the late great HMM Arleny. How dare you?

I had a lesson in friction really early on in childhood trying to use this barefoot. Even braking at a super slow speed got that thing HOT.

This meme is about boiling pasta. You butter before you boil? Weird.

(From Fallout 2)

He went mask off after having his sexual misconduct come out. Real easy crowd to stay good with when that happens.

If this is all my dream then my real life must be fucking terrible.*

What's it to you, smoothskin?

If they're in the microwave, he can have them.