Barking orders, destroying their reputation and demanding his ass be wiped with silk before jumping on his private jet to do the same thing at the next office in his rotation?
If this is a serious question these are normally sold to hospitals and compound pharmacies. They're to ensure drugs are administered properly and safely. The company that makes these was baffled when this meme started since it was only their rectal stickers that were selling out, and it created actual problems for pharmacies. Some had to hand write these with marker for a while.
Here's another example plus there are a few others linked in the comments there.
Anecdotally one of my cats will "fix" her fur in the mirror if it gets messed up. My theory is that they do generally pass the mirror test but most cats just don't care.
Unfortunately I can't boycott their shit any harder than the $0 I spend there annually already
He's working on it.
Some plastic has fish oil in it, or at least that's the explanation I heard.
NASA used crayons before those space pens, and iirc the pens were available for a while before they tried them
Old meme. Those dogs have the same owner and the presence of both are calming to the other. A "therapy dog" would normally be really stressful to a patient at a vet clinic in any other situation
Well, cobras eat other snakes, so...
I misread your post as "vitamin AI" and somehow it still made sense given how stupid everything else is
Today's April fools joke is tomorrow's "Innovation." I wouldn't bet against something like this actually getting implemented.
I hear these days the incantation is to stamp the paper with a cartoon dog while shouting "THE POWER OF MUSK COMPELS YOU!!!"
Pray tell what risk is going to be worse than death?
Reaching adulthood?
No. Everyone knows there are no cars older than 25 years in existence.
Every time I see your copyright notice the day that text gets reproduced by an LLM verbatim draws nearer.
I always glance at the community name before reading the post title and this community created that habit
Eggs are an ingredient for most types of cake