Ya love to see it

Apparently a lot of older people were never taught algebra. I have a lot of math in my life so I find that weird.

A basic skill that I lack is the habit of keeping things clean. I do my cleaning in bursts, which can be counterproductive because my space is messy between those bursts. It's a basic skill, and one that I'm working to improve, but it sure does not come naturally to me!

I'm shaking my head. There's so much wrong with the world. Every day I wake up and I'm shaking my head. Bad stuff happens and I'm just shaking my head. Sometimes things get a little better but soon enough I'm back to shaking my head. I see something and it's a real shaking my head moment. Just going around shaking my head all of the time.

Undead

Look man I know that my taxonomy doesn't work... but have you considered that it was created with the intent to work?

I'll bet that the ancestor would be amazed at my ability to sit in a cozy bed all day. I must make them proud, it is my duty.

I want to be some mythological forest spirit and just spend a century or two just watching these trees. Like that's gotta be so pretty to see. Unfortunately I'm busy being a flesh automaton in a capitalist hellscape and I need to go be exploited more tomorrow. I don't even know why I'm typing this, I should be sleeping.

I fucking love trees. Sometimes I see a tree with really thick bark and just fucking look at it. How did it grow to be that way? How long did that take? How tall is this thing? How much does it grow each year? It's just a fucking tree. And it's fucking beautiful.

My employer takes my SURPLUS VALUE in the form of PROFITS but I am a REAL PATRIOT so I don't believe in HANDOUTS or TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION so I ROSE UP with my buddies in order to institute workplace DEMOCRACY.

Upside is this is a really good deal for the price. Downside is I didn't expect there to be so many crabs

Fog horn

This dog murdered my family okay it is a really bad dog and it's evil and bad but also really cute so idk if I can hold a grudge against it but what it can hold against me is the gun that it has pressed to my temple because it has forbidden me from using any punctuation in this run-on paragraph

I know that you're really concerned about being stabbed with knives. But you just need to accept the Hard Truth that you not being stabbed with knives is losing political issue! Really, that's why we're losing elections. You can't have everything that you want. And you need to see where the other side is coming from...

vs

I know that you're really concerned about being stabbed with knives. One of these candidates is implicitly okay with you being stabbed with knives, and the other wants to personally stab you with even more knives. I recognize the injustice in this and will therefore vote for neither of them! (the worse one won and now you're being stabbed with even more knives)

Who will win? (spoiler: I don't know but certainly not you because you're too busy being stabbed with knives)

Mantle convection as a primary driver of tectonic plate movement

I don't know why we'd want to

A while ago I became terribly aware of people writing things like "apostrope's" to indicate plurality. I was pretty convinced that it was a new thing, but I've since found examples of people doing that far in the past! I'm not sure if they were doing it at the same rate but they had been doing it for a while.

I know that some foreign language speakers use this as part of their grammar, but they do so according to a rule system. The people I encounter doing this have only ever known american english and do so without any apparent consistency. If you're going to alter your grammar in that way, at least make it consistent! Like these weirdos. Professionals have standards.

Idk it seems unnatural... we should probably perform violence upon any who practice it.

Having my first child taught me the crucial skill of delegation. Prior to this I carried that child around for nine months, but I didn't let that get in the way of things. I never missed a meeting, not even during labour. I'm still working upwards of 12 hours per day and that's because I know how to market my child. When a company grows, the founder and leaders are rewarded. The same is true of children. At only four months old my child has a projected net worth of 20 million, and I have crowds of investors looking for a place in their life. Creating market value is a key aspect of a child that many first-time parents overlook.

Catpitalist bought your garden an everything around it. Going to level the whole area for a catnip farm. They'll let you stay as an employee though.

We put faces on our sugary treats in order to weed out empathy in our young. Put a human and a sugar chicken in the same room. The human will devour the sugar chicken while its friends watch.