Skip Navigation
InitialsDiceBearhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearhttps://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/„Initials” (https://github.com/dicebear/dicebear) by „DiceBear”, licensed under „CC0 1.0” (https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/)GR
get_the_reference_ @ get_the_reference_ @midwest.social
Posts
0
Comments
49
Joined
2 yr. ago

"his grave is annually shot by local police"

  • I'm doing so little, I'm not even gonna finish th

    • Clean butt

  • I went to paper high school, then baby wipes college. Let me know when you get your PhD from bidet university, then we'll talk.

    • Clean butt

  • There's no checkmate here. It's already all figured out by the millions of bidet users over the last hundred years. My wife uses toilet paper, I prefer a small basket of washrags to blot the water away. The rag gets slightly damp and there is no visible poo (having been washed away already), but I'm not going to use it on my face after so if there are micro-particles I don't care.

    I'm a convert as of 7ish years ago. First one bathroom, then all bathrooms and the whole family vastly prefers over TP and even our previous favorite, baby wipes. Plus no waste, it's really wins all around. Especially on the butthole.

    • Clean butt

  • Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.

    • 90s band alignment chart

  • Just keep fuckin walkin with Danny you fuckin bitch!

    • 90s band alignment chart

    • 90s band alignment chart

  • Leaning to walk again, learning to talk again, make my way back home when I learn to fly, it's times like these you learn to live again, it's times like these you learn to love again. Guy just loves learning.

    • 90s band alignment chart

  • Fuck it, fine, and it's all the same, living with Louie Dog's the only way to stay sane.

    • Without further ado...

  • Frere Jacques, Bonaparte.

    • Tesla Fans Furious at Video of Tesla Crashing Into Wall Painted Like Road

  • E. Lon Musk. Supah. Geenius.

    • Why don't carts have a little handheld scanner, then you pay at a scale?

  • If you pack your groceries in boxes in the cart, wouldn't that throw off the weight at the checkout?

    Sam's Club does it all with a self-checkout app and cart-scanning cameras at the exit. If you only get one or two things and don't use a cart, then an associate needs to spot-scan on the way out, but otherwise it works great!

    • Is this green or blue?

  • It's Yanni

    • Talk of a "Feb 28 Economic Blackout" is spreading on social media. What is it?

  • Good, I'm hard, keep going

    • Every generation goes through a ridiculous hair phase

  • Isn't that a Caesar? It's combed forward which makes all the difference.

    • Every generation goes through a ridiculous hair phase

  • We had tight-rolled, acid-washed jeans, so much better than sweatpants /s

    • I think that's just following Nvidia's mission statement

  • That's a cup handle, not a bottle neck!

    • Translated from Frog to English: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Good way to catch flies!

    • Grand jury recommends Alabama police department be 'immediately abolished'

  • Doing drugs Down the Street The same old thing We did last week

    • Jet Fuel

  • Yeah, but how do I know that what you just wrote isn't another conspiracy theory? I'm just so confused

    • What a lovely thing to do.

  • I got hooked on that no shipping and Amazon Video for a short while, but I haven't missed ordering from then in the last 8 or so months since I cancelled. As far as missing the video, yarr, avast ye hearties!