Gotta have your priorities straight.

My buddy used to pretend to be the tail gunner in my Volvo 960 wagon.

I understand why they don't make them with pop ups anymore but the headlights are a big part of why I have a '91 Miata.

I refuse to wear red shirts because of Star Trek TOS.

Nothing quite like a booty beer after a swim.

A website I used to frequent changed their cookie pop-up so that there was a message saying if you don't want to accept cookies to go to "manage settings" at the bottom of any page. The only way that you could close the pop-up was to click the "accept all cookies" button. The pop-up was so big it blocked the bottom of the page so you could never get to the "manage settings" link without clicking the "accept all cookies" button to close the pop-up. I have not been back to this site since they made the change.

When I first looked at the OP I thought someone had photoshopped out the rope and quick draw and was mad at them. Then I looked more closely and saw that it was just shitty quality and they blended in really well.

There is also the one where you use a bent wire to score the plastic liner on the inside of the can then put the acid in the can and swirl it around and pour it out. This leaves the can looking perfectly normal but makes it so you can easily rip the can perfectly in two to the amazement of your chemistry students.

My absolute favorite is Hailstorm doing Daft Punks Get Lucky.

I also really like The Interrupters doing Bad Guy.

The Cleverlys have a lot of really good, over the top, bluegrass covers but I think my favorite might be Party Rock Anthem.

I could keep going on this subject for a while. I have a 12+ hour and growing playlist of nothing but covers that I really enjoy.

Same here, the top of the list being that it exists.

Yeah, my "SUV" and my wife's sedan take up almost exactly the same footprint.

I have a buddy that uses his to spoof people's apartment swimming pool access cards.

I always say I want mine to read "He died the way he lived" and then say how I died. The less sense it makes the better.

Make sure to let the door hit you on the way out.

My 2023 Mazda has a touch screen but you never actually have to touch it. In fact, they put it far enough away that it is difficult to touch while driving and disable the touch when the car is moving. There are knobs and buttons in-between the front seats that control it. Also none of the important stuff is controlled through the infotainment system, it is just settings, satnav, and radio (or Android Auto/carplay). Not having to interact with a touch surface while driving is one of my favorite features of my car, and there are a lot of other things that I love about it too.

When I was still at university (20+ years ago) a girl asked my to help her figure out why her Internet in her dorm room wasn't working. My first question was "is it plugged in?" She said it was, so that evening I went to her room to check it out. First thing I did was find the end of her network cable and plug it back into her computer. When I pointed out that she had said it was definitely plugged in she responded with "I thought you meant the power cable". I almost pointed out that if the power cable was not plugged in then I'm pretty sure she would not have been complaining that the internet was not working but at this point it was obvious that she was just using her "computer problems" to get me to come to her room and that she was the one that unplugged the cable. The most ridiculous part is that all she had to say was "hey, you should come to my room" and I would have happily obliged.

I was the first in my my friend group in highschool to have a car and a cell phone. My friends would call my cell collect from a payphone and just say where they wanted me to meet them. Never needed a name or explanation, if I got a collect call with a location I would decline it and be there as soon as I could.

The theory that I heard that made the most sense is that he thinks by renaming it he can circumvent the Biden ban on new oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.

We were setting up for a concert one time and I was helping the FOH engineer (sound guy) check all the instrument/mic lines. One of the instruments was a Moog synth. I started randomly playing it (I do not play piano or synth) so he could check it. After a couple of seconds he said something about me playing a song and I told him I had never heard of it. Apparently I had accidentally played the opening of a song he really liked.

And here I am still waiting on FEMA to get their shit together and get me the money they owe me from over 3 months ago.