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dumpster_dove [he/him]
dumpster_dove [he/him] @ dumpster_dove @hexbear.net

Please do not read this.

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  • I will recognize your power when you can do sticks of butter

  • Brewed a whole pitcher of black tea and it turned out really strong so now I'm scared I might get too much caffeine drinking it

    e: Saved half to make ice tea tomorrow. I am wise.

  • Gon in 60 Seconds

  • I based it from memory of this

  • Well, we can do action, gay romance and murder mystery - concurrent or consecutive. We can do gay romance and action without the murder mystery, we can do you murder mystery and gay romance without the action, but we can't do action and murder mystery without the gay romance. They're all gay romance, you see.

    Is that what people want?

    It's what we do.

  • I legit wonder what Trump would say if a journalist pressed him to comment on that one time when he himself had a nipples protruding moment

  • "Cancer, and Wolf" is that a gangster duo or something?

  • Archive sent me into some kind of endless captcha verification. Gave up after selecting a dozen or so motorcycles and traffic lights for it

  • Hippos

  • Which is why you need to keep your Hippo INDOORS

  • "All according to toshi keikaku"

    TL note: toshi keikaku means urban planning

  • Their Authoritarian Oppression, our National Security concerns.

  • Damn, Plato was ripped

  • Whales

  • Length isn't everything you know. Unlike me, a humpback could hardly take a bus to the town square to release their mating call from the most efficient location

  • Since no one mentioned XCOM 2 I'll pick that. For some reason it only lets me play it with War of the Chosen expansion, though, and it's very difficult. But I have fun getting my squad wiped because I'm masochist like that.