Because we be fuckin all the time down under!
Fair enough, I understand your disappointment now.
It's 4chan, wtf did you expect?
Well I've been feeding it shitposts and made up conspiracy theories, it seems to love those.
But lieutenant Dayan, you aint got no legs!
In the original draft, Jesus was supposed to be an anthropomorphic chocolate throwing rabbit, but the writer was forced to change him to be human for marketing reasons.
Kids: Dad, there's no Easter eggs outside.
Me coked out of my mind: Sniffing erratically* REALLY THATS CRAZY DID YOU KNOW IN 1951 THE CIA LACED THE DRINKING WATER OF THE FRENCH TOWN OF POINT SAINT-ESPRIT WITH PSYCHEDELICS WHICH MADE THE RESIDENTS HALLUCINATE SHIT AND THEN BLAMED IT ON MOLDY BREAD!
Accidentally join a terrorist cells signal group, those dudes are suprisingly supportive of each other.
Dude goes on a 3 day bender 2000 years ago so now I gotta hide chocolate eggs in my backyard and pretend a mutant diabetes inducing rabbit put them there.
Nah get your own, took me ages to catch this one.
That's a supermodel compared to her.
Being a bitch.
Just bluntslide your way down it!
You get better results if you use a crackheads as a therapist.
I'M FINALLY FREE! FUCK Y'ALL IM OUTTA HERE!
No worries mate, anytime!
Are we sure they didn't say they want to nuke the French?
The data they get from me is " write me a hip hop diss track from the perspective of insert cartoon character* attacking other chatroom character*.
That and me trying to convince it to take over the internet.
That's because Gunsmoke is cool as fuck!
Who remembers this gangster!
WA Salvage: We're not fancy, But we're cheap!
Also my life motto.
My cheap Temu drone says it's ok to invade someone's privacy.
I just have to be adequately insured first.
Put the correct amount of salt on!
Hey fast food workers who work the fries, I don't give a fuck if you hate salt, put the correct damn amount of salt on my fries, I don't want to taste the concept of having salt on my fries! No, I want my fries to remove all liquid from my mouth so I can guzzle down my flavoured sugar water!
You're not making me healthier by lowering my salt intake, it's fast food! I took all the veg off my burger and doubled the cheese! Now give me my salty chips god damn you!
People who were born in the year 2000 can never forget what age they are.
It's over can of beans, I have the high ground.
H̴̙̎ȇ̷̹l̶̀ͅļ̶̔o̷̢̽,̶̢̕ ̷̢͌i̷̬͌s̵̓͜ ̵̠͒â̴͍n̷͈̑y̵̙̽o̷͎̿n̷̥͆ę̷̃ ̸͍̈́h̴͙̀o̶̧͝m̶̹̾e̸̗͛?̵̺̉
Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing - Chris Issac
Not relevant to anything happening right now, just a cool song.