
Oh, we know you’re staying in, we’re just glad you realized that as soon as you did. If you hadn’t… the consequences? They’d never have been the same.

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carpet mold.

If you could do that to a degree you deem effective, you’d be significantly wealthier than the ridiculously vast majority of the population, and would be considered wealthy enough to avoid the penalties of having voted however you wish.

You can tell things are all right when anon keeps making shit up. “World keeps turning, sun keeps burning, anon keeps yearning.”

I’m not trying to be nice about the death of the fascist, and mar-a-fucko’s already a steaming pile of shit, so there wouldn’t be much difference by dumping on him there.

Hopefully the ones who haven’t left yet, will. Fuck this shitty regime.

C a a a a a a a t.

I remember my rock collecting days! And your niece has an excellent eye, because that’s one very cool rock!

I wouldn’t blame Canada one fucking bit if they build a wall of their own. In fact, I highly encourage them to do it, and soon.

I’m not so sure. Get a few dozen full honey trucks that have been roasting in the sun for a few weeks, and have ‘em unload on him. That seems like a fitting purpose for sewage.

How’d they forget to put scare quotes around “scientists” in the last panel? lol

Okay, but let me shit on it first, please.

“I just saw this somewhere, so I’m going to tweet about how I just discovered it myself. And yes, I think that’s a cool thing to do.”

I think IIWII is what’s called a “thought-terminating cliche”, which might make it recursive: It is what it is is what it is what it is is.
That hurt to type out.

Those who voted for Harris knew this early into his first regime. Those who voted against her (not voting is still voting) are the fucking ghouls who should get the grand prize of a all expenses paid ticket to El Salvador’ CECOT resort for their well-earned permanent residence.

RIP my sides at you feeling the need to make an edit explaining what the downvotes already fucking show us. Your head’s so far up your own ass that I’d bet solid money it’s on its way for a third fucking pass.
Edit: get fucked for even asking the question.

A corporation lying? That’s a first.

Farmers showing us that working hard and working smart are clearly two different things. Shame they completely forgot the latter. TFI said “profits!” and those hard workers just assumed he meant theirs. The morons obviously didn’t learn fuckall from his first regime.

Amazon. Their rings are pretty cheap.