Lesbeelzebubs

Plain yogurt, lettuce, candies.

Have they not seen the turtle video?!

Described by William Dampier, a 17th-century British pirate as "extraordinary large and fat, and so sweet, that no pullet eats more pleasantly".

They sure do

Anyone using text filtering and wanting to filter our "cw" or "tw" content would benefit.

Not if you're loud enough

I too was a bay child. We'd use the barnacle covered chains holding the buoys in their place to pull ourselves down to the bottom for whatever reason

echo gecko

I got this for you, I hope you like it

Ha! Real men use metal straws.

Specifically everbilt 3/8 in. x 20 ft. Soft Copper Refrigeration Coil Tubing!

I craaaave salmiakki sometimes. Keep a stash on hand for those times. Delicious stuff.

I have some Aladeen news for you my friend

Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!

Same here, and usually I'm fine with it, like it's just below my sus level in the dreams.

.. me the soup drops!