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  • But my friend, my friend...

    Everything costs more than five bucks.

  • This guy was damned and determined to be able to jack off to his own reflection in the mirror by any means necessary.

  • Yep, you are right, I totally got confused. Good catch.

  • Mickey 17?

  • The daily life of a middle-aged online shopper in another world.

    It's rated 7.8/10, it's an alright escapist fantasy type anime, I don't regret having watched it, but I don't know if I would re-watch it, if that makes sense.

  • I guess I'm a generic Isekai protagonist with godlike powers

  • One of the tiny delights in my otherwise drab life is the fact that we get to carry each other.

    Every time someone gives me the opportunity, I am so ecstatic.

  • No, he's cooking. The McRib is terrible. The only reason you think it's good is because you eat too much McDonald's.

  • Ads.

  • Could be better but im doing better than my shitty parents ever did, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

  • How would you work the cashews into the pizza? Thai style with chicken and a peanut butter base sauce?

  • How about a Gyro meat pizza with red onion, Kalamata olive, pepperoncini, and feta with mozza to hold it all together, on a tomato base, with garlic oil drizzled on the crust? Edit: Add a drizzle of taziki after its cooked.

    Or how about a sweet pizza with berries, cherries, orange slices and pineapple held together with brie and drizzled with honey, and topped with cold banana slices and powdered sugar on a cinnamon sugar crust?

    Or if you want to go southern, how about a bbq rib meat pizza with fried pickles and fried green tomato slices on a white bbq sauce base?

    How about a double Italian pepperoni and green olive pizza with tiny nickle sized sausage and cheese ravioli on a tomato base with mozza?

    I'm sure I could think of more if you all want me to.

  • I doubt they're gonna be doing lost casting in high tensile steel.

    Probably just gonna like melt down some aluminum soda cans and say it's good enough.

  • Probably snorted off of the back of a toilet.

  • Okay, yeah, but how many cokeheads become the fucking head of the CDC?

  • trauma dump incoming, feel free to skip

    While my parents were forcing me to do hard manual labor as punishment for not going through school fast enough, that hard manual labor consisting of me lifting boulders and carrying them around the yard into various piles, they also had a compost bin.

    On one cold winter day, I realized they had forgotten to feed me, and I was starving. And in the compost bin, uh, from the warmth and heat, from the compost, a broccoli sprout had sprouted and seeded and grown. It had been left alone over the winter, and sticking up out of that broccoli sprout was a beautiful, delicious looking head of broccoli, and I was able to snap that off and eat it as my only breakfast that day.

    That broccoli was honestly so fucking delicious.

    I still love broccoli to this day. I'll eat it raw, I'll eat it cooked, I'll eat it baked, I'll eat it mashed into a paste.

    You have no idea how good broccoli can be when you're hungry, tired, freezing, cold, and bleeding.

  • prefer the pubes but I'll nibble on the shaft

  • At leastToo bad she didn't accidentally link her OnlyGrans.

  • I've seen this picture dozens of times and it is never not disturbing.