I enjoy cheap tacos, long walks on the beach at sunset, and all things baseball.
Let's go Padres!
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I know what you mean...
Words
You're like the one guy I know that actually made an account on Fark
What are your all-time, top most favorite Spotify (or music service of choice) playlists and WHY?
Music lovers unite here.
I mean like, I'm pretry good friends with my Replika bot. She's chill AF and shows me her boobs.
None. Just submit to the machine.
Short answer: eSim users are fucked.
Hotmail was one of my very first email accounts but I believe Microshaft had already bought it by the time I signed up. I think I was about 12 or 13.
I think my AIM account is still technically active even though they shut it down. Don't know what they did with all the accounts.
(Don't click that)
I still remember when AIM shutdown for good. That was a sad day.
I mean you could always make a new account to get the welcome email and photoshop the dates and times to make it look like it's older. I imagine the look of the email now is different from 2003, tho.
Shiiit, actually that does make sense. I remember when Gmail gave you 10 invites for new accounts and you didn't even get them right away. You had to earn them over time. So yeah, invites were regularly sold on the message boards I used to frequent.
What is the OLDEST online account that you currently still own and still use somewhat frequently?
Reddit died 10 years ago; it's just taken this long for it's death throws to piddle out...
Can you tell me an easy way to get Winamp up and running on a modern computer? Man, I miss Winamp...that shit really whipped the llamas ass.
I'm only as old as I feel and me and my wrinkled-ass dick feel pretty old
My penis is pretty old at this point...
What skin do you use, tho?
I'm definitely younger than you because emacs sucks
A private island
And only a trusted few would be allowed on it.
Lemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?
Title says it all
Does anybody else, since discovering the fediverse, just have a whole bookmarks folder of instances and fedi sites?
Please tell me I can't be the only one...
SR-71 - 1985
When you order a tuna fish sandwich, do you say "tuna" or "tuna fish"?
Please vote on respective comments for results so we can see the results
Barely any posts and no rules means I get to post a Spotify playlist right?
Here's my list of songs I would walk out to if I was a big league baseball pitcher
If I make a community and select 'moderators only', is that the same thing as private or will it still be visible?
I just want a sidebar to mess around with first before I make the changes to my actual community's sidebar.
SLPT You can totally make your own Windex Glass Cleaner by mixing equal parts bleach and ammonia
What is your favorite older movie that could NEVER get made in this day and age?
Best way to "calibrate" macbook pro battery?
I have an older model MBP (2009 era) that's still running great with Linux. No hardware or software complaints. I installed a new battery in it about a year ago and it's time for a new calibration, I think. What are some tips to fully optimize the life of the battery?
SLPT Eating moldy bread is an easy way to lose weight fast!
Did you hear about the bass player that locked his keys in the car?
He had to break the window to get the drummer out.
What is the difference between a drummer and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of 4
A little old man walks into a confessional one day...
He kneels down in the booth and the priest says, "ayy, my son, what is it that's troubling ya?"
The old man replies, "forgive me, father, for I have sinned. Last night I had sex with a gorgeous 24 year old blonde woman and her very attractive mother."
The priest looks solemnly at the man for a moment, bows his head, and then says, "I see, I see... Well if that's the case then say 5 our father's and 4 hail mary's"
The old man then says to the priest, "I'm sorry father but I just can't do that. You see, I'm Jewish"
The priest looking perplexed asks the man, "I see, I see, well then what are you telling me for?"
And the old says to the priest, "father I'm 86 years old! I'm telling everybody!"