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_druid @ _druid @sh.itjust.works
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  • Any port in a storm, I always say.

    • China's latest flying car prototype showcases a breakthrough in urban air mobility, offering a glimpse into how low-altitude flight could soon integrate with everyday transport.

  • I've always been afraid of being killed by a drunk driver, or dying while at work. Now both of those things can happen at the same time.

    • Brand-new colour created by tricking human eyes with laser

  • If this is another attempt to get me to stare into a laser, I'm going to say "Fool me once."

    • FDA to suspend quality-control program for food testing due to staff cuts

  • Good thing the US has free healthcare, or else this could be seen as a tactic to drive profits up for CEO's.

    • Dapper little guys

  • Microplastics weren't enough, let's give the sealife macroplastics.

    • Straight people, do you know what the Grindr notification sound is?

  • No volume, vibrate, led, or push notifications. If you want my attention badly enough, call. And I will screen the call and text you back at my convenience. I will not be on a leash. Now excuse me while I doomscroll for 2 to 17 hours.

    • CW: Assumes Viewer is Transfem

    What I will look like in a year...

  • My mom will haunt me from reflective surfaces in darkened rooms, as I shuffle past to get more snacks. I'll start wearing horse blinders soon.

    • A bridge to the heavens

  • For the cats, at least. I wouldn't recommend doing it for yourself. I learned that the hard way.

    • A bridge to the heavens

  • My cats will be about to throw up, so I'll slide a paper towel under them, and they will try to move to get back to the floor.

    • A bridge to the heavens

  • You're absolutely right, as that cat will puke in the most inconvenient spot.

    • deep thoughts

  • "Welcome to the internet, take a look around. Anything that brain of yours can think of, can be found."

    Out of all possible fetishes, I do think it reasonable that somewhere out there exists a lass who would delight in blowing cubbles out her aft porthole.

    • Auras

  • Some rocks have an invisible field around them. If you pass metal through this field, you can make your hand tingle.

    • Panic! on the trade floor

  • True, but most of the oppressors are boomers.

    • Panic! on the trade floor

  • Weak men created hard times. Thanks, boomers.

    • Trump tariffs 'will increase the unemployment rate to recessionary levels,' says economist

    • POV: you decided to look into your spouse's retirement accounts

  • Since the dip, I figured I'd take out a loan against my 401k and use it to pay off some debt.

    • Amon Amarth on a Sunday afternoon. I like that they include this big book of photos and lyrics in the center.

  • I had a great time rowing with that tour as well.

    • I did not like Pokémon Emerald.

  • Gen 4 was a lot of fun, probably my favorite lineup in any of the first few generations. Torterra is awesome.

    • what is the truth

  • I have never heard of him before. I recognize my comment isn't unique, except in perhaps phrasing. Has Clarke said something within the same vein?

    • what is the truth

  • I wouldn't say it's magic. It's more like understanding how the forces that hold together our universe, and how we can harness these forces for our own gain.