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What does this even mean

Saw this on

and it was so bad it made me break my streak of browsing and not posting

  • Ankylosaurus and Parasaurolophus : )

  • Yes, since Kiryu would beat up Hades with some very painful-looking but otherwise harmless Heat Actions where he piledrives him into concrete and tasers him in the groin and such. However, Hades would be fine in the next cutscene, other than clutching his arm and panting in his idle animation.

    After that, the Sad Substory Music plays when Hades explains his reason for his alienation from his wife and son to which Kiryu asks "why don't you all just talk to each other" and Hades responds "You're right, Kiryu-san! Being gods means we have all the time in the world for family therapy! Here, I want you to have this.", then walks off.

    Afterwards, Kiryu remarks to himself that the most important thing for families is that they keep in touch as otherwise they'll be (heh) dead to each other. The Substory End Guitar Riff plays, after which Kiryu's reward is revealed: one (1) Golden Plate.

    In short, Dojima no Ryu 10/10

  • 'socialism with american characteristics' where if a service employee messes up your order or makes you irritated or even if you just happen to be irritated while talking to one you can denounce them as a counter-revolutionary and they get sent to a reeducation camp

  • in hindsight its hilarious that the president in black ops 2 is clearly supposed to be hildawg

  • I still buy plushies at 25 lmao

    And I'd still buy them if I was 250

  • random white guys in the pnw: "we're the most oppressed people in the us...we need our own separate state of our own to live in...free cascadia. no we aren't fascist why do you ask?"

  • Stacy's mom has got it going on, and by 'it', well, let's just say, a network of spying and assassinations that serves to destabilize third world nations for the benefit of global capitalism

  • Baby Gronk doot doot da-doot da-doo

    Baby Gronk doot doot da-doot da-doo

    Baby Gronk doot doot da-doot da-doo

    Baby Gronk

  • slightly unrelated but apple cider vinegar is also really good for tough stains, put a little bit in some soapy water in a pot or pan, let it sit on the heat for a bit, gets way easier to scrub

  • a lot of old comic dialogue is just kinda like

    Exclaimation! Recalling of events leading up to current situation/information that would suggest current situation is unlikely to happen, Explanation of current situation! Explanation of what current situation implies!!!

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net
    WhoaSlowDownMaurice [they/them, undecided] @hexbear.net

    Yo does anyone remember if there's a version of A Christmas Carol where there is a fade to black at the end where it's revealed that Tiny Tim dies within a year of the end of the movie

    Trying to resolve a debate with my gf. She was like half asleep when she saw this, but she also remembers that during the part of the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, the Ghost says that Scrooge could maybe buy Tiny Tim a year or so but not more than that. She's not sure if the movie was animated or not? But at the end, after Scrooge walks off with Tiny Tim, there's apparently a fade to black and text on the screen informs us that within a year, Tiny Tim dies anyways, but that Scrooge's kindness meant that he had an extra year he wouldn't have had that his family was grateful for. Honestly don't know if this exists but want to check if anyone else knows what I'm talking about. She swears it exists but I don't think it does, so we want to find out if it does.

  • Big history changing events are happening on the other side of the world and I'm just clocking in to work every day. Don't know the words to describe this sort of bothered feeling I get from that discrepancy

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    WhoaSlowDownMaurice [they/them, undecided] @hexbear.net

    Electoralism

    Cast ur votes

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    WhoaSlowDownMaurice [they/them, undecided] @hexbear.net

    Title

    I deemed this image important enough to post an break my lurking streak. How we all doing?