This feels like reading an LLM output circa 2013

Where I live this happens at all the bougie private schools and they don’t bother trying to line up, they just park wherever they want, including the bike lane, on the crosswalk, on the sidewalk, and then complain about 1984 totalitarianism when they get a ticket

Protagonist cop is forced to abide by the new woke training making them hesitate to shoot a black teenager, who takes advantage of this to kill all the babies in the maternity ward for shits and giggles

Terribly tragic, she had just barely recovered from the free parking sign on the street outside

There isn’t a vat of boiling acid hot enough to drown this person in

We have moved from viewing disability through a purely medical lens — as something broken to be fixed — to a social lens that puts the onus on society to accommodate it.

Neurotypical fascist whining about having to put up with the uppity autistics, example 99472772874.

The worst part is this isn’t some fascist hardliner anomaly view, but the opinion of the average neurotypical. I could count the number of neurotypicals I’ve met who wouldn’t put the neurodiverse “burdens” on flights to El Salvador on one hand. When Trump starts doing just that, I’ll expect nothing short of celebration from the average person, whether or not they openly do so. Sick and diseased society

If Adolf Hitler were alive today, he’d call himself a progressive leftist.

Everything I don’t agree with is Russian propaganda

News source reliability:

Liberals will barge into your house, shit all over the place, then lecture you for being uncivil in their house