Bollards? Bollocks!
I guess he doesn't have to really cross his legs anymore. The rigor will take care of that intrusive water.
The economy went in reverse...Just like the national IQ from having to listen to a moron all day.
And next on Blatantly Obvious Statements, water is wet!
Chucky Cheese
This is getting comical. I'm waiting for the American citizen that gets deported for spitting on the ground. He wouldn't even be a law breaker, but the orange idiot would just stare blankly and say they're nothing they can do.
But the yellow is just so much more sophisticated...
I thought it was a joke initially, but that dude is quite serious.
I mean, he has 2 ears. We wouldn't want him to be unbalanced.
Couldn't they just make it standard practice to reel in the wire after detonation? Sure, it could snap, but that would still be only partial direction information.
It's free to play. Last time I checked, the maker was getting about 60k/month from Patreon donations. It has... Qualities.
Now we have Summertime Saga. Boner games have come such a long way.
Going to be interesting to see how many grads come to help their alma mater.
I thought it was a two-headed slug at first, sorry man. Hope they were good!
Benghazi ! Omg! Benghazi! Benghazi Benghazi! Benghazi!
Remember all that?
So .. Fart jokes?
They'll listen to the courts and be totally responsible from now on. You can bet on it. It's a losing bet, but you can bet on it.
I'm sure he'll do whatever they tell him to do.
Was anyone actually expecting progress?
I know what he can do. Set up an Only Fans of him crying about how bad he has it. He can charge a dollar a month and before you know it, he'll be able to pay some of his creditors.

Picture display issue for the last couple weeks


I'm not sure if this is a Lemmy.world issue or a Connect issue. Any time there's a refresh of any kind, I see a lot of these errors. Sometimes the majority of pictures not displaying.
Android 15 on a Pixel 8 pro

Question: dies anyone here do restoration?
I have a 1920's roll-top desk that is in okay condition but needs restoration.
I got it off the side of a driveway thinking I would restore it but I just have too many projects.
At this point I would like to give it to anyone who would want it. Anyone have any ideas? I don't really want to do craigslist or anything like that because I don't want a bunch of random folks coming to my house.

Why is space 2 dimensional?
Our solar system mostly revolves around the sun on the same axis (apart from Pluto). Our galaxy does the same (along with other galaxies). Why? Gravity is linear?
Would it matter if we tried to escape the sun's gravity by going "up?"

Can a COVID test show your level of infectiousness?
I've seen many tests (we're talking the average retail 4-drop kits) come up with varying degrees of positivity as a person goes through a bout with COVID.
Once they test positive, it's usually coming up with that T indicator long before the C shows to.
However, I've noticed that even that length of time for the T to show can vary. Sometimes it starts faded and fills in but sometimes the line can go full color as soon as the liquid hits it. Other times it may take a while and come up after the C (once closer to getting over it).
My thought here is the virus particles per million in a person's mucus are fluctuating during the course of their sickness and the more virus particles, the faster that bar is going to pop on the COVID test.
So then, is it stupid to think the faster the T shows up, the more infectious a person is with their coughing/sneezing?

Clutter - what's it all for?
I'm further along in the game and have an outpost set up where I can easily dump resources, along with production from other places providing all kinds of resources.
Thing is, what was I supposed to do with it all? I started making quite the tower of solid storage along with a good amount of resources, but 6 stories later, I shut down my mine and disabled the resources coming in from other planets because I got tired of trying to keep up with the intake. I still have more than I know what to do with and even if I start automated production of components, what do I do with that?
Am I missing something?
I mainly just want to dump all the resources from my ship and have most of the stuff when I'm building something (which I do).
Resource drop-off had been sketchy lately. It works sometimes, sometimes not (stuck in the output hopper). Any advice on that would be fantastic.

Fonki Cheff - love watching this guy work

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Notes from a new starship thief
So I stole 2 ships yesterday and find it to be lots of fun.
I learned some important things and thought I'd share.
- When you steal a ship, you have to register it which costs about 9.6k. Apparently you can't sell the ships for much more than that, but I haven't tried yet.
- If you sit in the pilot seat of the ship, you'll see a message about potentially making it your home ship if you take off. If you do not take off in it and just leave, it does not become one of your ships and will disappear if you leave the planet.
- if there are ecliptic mercs nearby, attempt to steal the ship before killing them. Sometimes you can, sometimes you cannot. If you kill the mercs, the ship takes off.
- If the ship is sitting there, it may be empty and ripe for the taking. If there's a crew aboard, there may be something you can do (chat with the captain and get something), but most likely you'll piss off your companion if you just "take care" of them.

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I don't think there's anything that counts as spoilers here.

The 3 little pigs would all have died were it not for the valiant efforts of the first 2 in stalling the big bad wolf.
Those bricks take time.

Simple request
Would it be possible to make the NSFW blur customizable? The big red box stands out like a sore thumb and there doesn't seem to be a way to make it a different color or use a graphic or something.