Whatever noodle is 5 for a dollar at the Dollar Store.

If you mix the fake beef and fake chicken flavors together—and add a little soy sauce and chili oil—they're almost as good as the real deal!

I am da giant rat who makes all of da rules. You will submit.

We didn't have the Internet. When I say "backpage" I don't mean "www . backpage . com "—I mean the actual back pages of a physical newspaper.

This is the perfect synthesis of the indoor vs. outdoor cat struggle session: OCEAN CATS

They just chill and eat krill. Thanks, dialectical materialism!

That's an ocean cat. Are you stupid?

A warning from a grindr veteran: if someone asks if you want to party, they mean meth.

Damn, time flies. Back in my backpage classified ad days, that just meant coke.

You've probably been talking to my kids, then. I'm as ancient as time itself.

Ouch. Losing all the "young" voices in the party hits me right in the boingloins.

Yeah, they're all in their 40's. But thaaaat's politics!

Yeah ok, but I read on Wikipedia that the 2014 Maidan Coup Revolution of Freedom and Dignity and Peace and Security and Prosperity and Unicorns was cool and good.

Checkmate.

Not really. If I had to describe him in American terms, I'd say he's AOC with zero rizz. His sole political talent is getting libs in Vancouver to donate to the party, then not bother to show up to vote.

Hey, look at that! The NDP is about to realize they just wasted the last eight years on this dipshit, who's currently getting clowned on in his own riding.

The Noise Boys never fail to disappoint.

It wouldn't surprise me to see this "mod" get nuked fairly soon and then a 2 day media circus led by the rat lord himself about censorship in media or some bullshit.

We've already been through that news cycle. Nexusmods caved and unbanned the mod.

Hexbear, famous home of people who don't care about others' (pro)nouns?

I have a friend who taught kids with autism and told me that they were taught to say "person with autism" so I've always gone that route since then.

"Person with autism" is something neurotypical researchers cooked up to describe our "disease" that we need to be "treated" for. Like we're a person with the flu, or a person with asthma. It implies that we're fundamentally broken in some way. It's very common in clinical or educational circles. Your friend probably didn't know any better, and the kids they were teaching didn't, either.

"Autistic" or "Autist" is how we talk about ourselves. Autistic folks aren't sick or broken—we're whole people. Being autistic is who we are.

It's true. One kilogram of dark matter weighs as much as ten thousand kilograms of feathers.

Must be nice to live in a country that shields its citizens from propaganda

Absolutely agreed (fuck Christopher Luxon)

Throwing a molotov alone won't fix it.

But the right firebomb, at the right target, at the right time, might just change the world.