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SusheeMonster @ SusheeMonster @kbin.social
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rule, you know?

  • You don't have to shoulder that burden alone, my friend

    I can fuck yourself when you get tired. We're in this together

    • Dog Repost Rule

  • They all had engaging soundbites, yes they did!

    • More than 100 dolphins dead in Amazon as water hits 102 degrees Fahrenheit

  • Kinda ironic that Amazon.com is killing its namesake through its carbon footprint

    • "how good are you?"

  • Your self-awareness is a good sign. My predecessor was a self-taught cowboy coder with no one to draw comparisons with. He was the lead (read: only) software engineer at my company, barring fresh graduates that didn't know any better.

    Then I came along to point out all of his anti-patterns & cruft. By that point, he was too entrenched & self-assured in his abilities to listen to reason. Some people have imposter syndrome, others are imposters that failed upwards in spite of their incompetence.

    Sean, if you're reading this - fuck you. I'm still coming across code you refuctored

    • not gonna change it now.

  • What? I thought airplane mode was so that you can fly the plane and give the pilots a break.

    I've been holding my phone perfectly still in coach the entire time. Why didn't anyone tell me?

    • Auto loans could pose a bigger threat to young Americans than student loans. For the first time, the outstanding volume of auto loan debt just surpassed student loan debt.

  • Imagine being able to trade in your college degree for a newer model

    • Link

  • My headcanon says that Miyamoto was fixated on the name Zelda long before realizing it was a woman's name. Then he said "fuck it" and threw a princess in there.

    I know that he actually took the name from Zelda Fitzgerald, but this is funnier.

    • Now I want to watch this

  • My only regret was not watching it while tripping balls

    • Early strongwoman Katie Sandwina lifting three men at once, 1900s or 1910s

  • "I quite enjoy being the meat in this sandwich, yes I do."

    • Your washing machine is now a subscription service that sells your data to the NSA

  • If these smart washers are so damn smart, how come my shirts still have pit stains?

    • Nurse Joy said you were overweight im not giving you any more rule you little shit

  • Do Pokemon ever get so obese and lethargic that they don't even vocalize their full names, anymore?

    I bet this fat MFer just says "Pi" all the time

    • Wife and I are finally at the beach for the first time in 5 years. It's late, but it's beautiful!

  • Great, now I have this mental image of packs of Floridamen roving up & down Daytona Beach - harassing tourists and combing the sand for meth