Why would a town with less than 15000 inhabitants need 3 laundromats, 3 hand carwashes and 2 mattress stores? The 4 nightshops are also shady.

When my cats purr.

I guess it must be this one. source

Every day I go home knowing I'm the favorite person of 2 cats. Here both of them are laying on my lap.

This one sparks joy.

My bonus is always money. Half of goes to taxes before it reaches me. Then I use the part I get to pay my other taxes. After this I have just enough left to get myself a pizza.

I have to turn on the heater for my cats or else I'll suffer the consequences.

Old School RuneScape, Gran Turismo 5 & 7, The Crew 1, 2 & Motorfest and I think Midtown Madness 1 & 2 are also high on my list of most played games.

I have a 2019 Opel Corsa 1.4, the last one under General Motors. I haven't had too much trouble with it during the past 120.000km. It broke down the first time last summer due to a problem with the throttle body, I got a new one for €130 and now it's fine again.

My next car won't be an Opel because of Stellantis. Their engines are pure crap. My brother in law had a Grandland as a leasecar and had a lot of trouble with it. My mother's side of the family was loyal to Opel for more than 60 year but now I'm the last one who still drives one.

Imagine being An Aston Martin mechanic working your ass off to repair the car in no time just to see the driver bin it in the formation lap.

The sign apparently says 'catch grass carp now, 10 Yuan/piece'. 10 Yuan is €1.29 or $1.40.

Don't blame the people ordering online, they are not the problem. Publix being too greedy to hire extra staff is the problem.

Ford: "Hold my beer!"

We have [email protected] but sadly it's not very active.

Mr. Sandman just like this one.

Here you can read it: https://archive.ph/UKS5F