Hmm still don't see the option to add you as mod from the comments.
That is so hot!!
Angy because you didn't give him treatos.
Huh. I don't know. Sounds like they still lived a pretty good life compared to commoners.
Midnight pee
I forgot who I heard this story from, but for the sake of simplicity, let's call the two characters Amira and Hidayah. They're roommates in a dormitory school. One night at about 2am, Amira shook Hidayah up because she wanted to go to the toilet but she was scared to go alone. In dormitories, the toilets are usually at the end of the building. Not that far away from each room, but still kinda spooky at night when everyone is asleep.
"Ala, you go alone la, I'm sleepyhghg zzzz......." Hidayah mumbled half-asleep.
"Hidayah pleaseeee. I just need to pee! I'll be quick, I promise!"
"Haish, ok la ok la. If you slow I leave you ah."
"Ish don't la. I'll be fast! You wait here outside the cubicle and don't leave me ok," Amira said as she entered one of the squat cubicles.
"I wait outside the main door la. Why would I want to smell you poop here."
"Don't la! I'm scared. I pee je la, not poop!"
Amira proceeded to settle her business while Hidayah waited outside her cubicle. She could hear
The pawlice is still looking for this criminal
Gaduh dgn bini kna halau tido kat luar😐
My father told me why he doesn't believe in mental health professionals
He's stressed but absolutely refuses to get help.
He said he had depression once when he was young and he called the Befrienders at that time, but what they ended up doing is asking him to donate to their church and to join christianity.
And recently he tried to talk to one of my older cousins who is a licensed psychiatrist, but she blamed his stress on his refusal to join their big family events that cost a lot of money (which is completely unrelated).
So now he doesn't believe in professional mental help.
Hmm, how should I make my bibik cry today?
Disclaimer: Not my cat.
They've finally learned that it's a bunk bed!
Still on my phone browser. So far not seeing any downside to it compared to PC browsing, so I think this will be fine.
Artificial sweeteners always give me a headache after a certain amount. Now I know why.
He was crying like a baby
This story is from a friend. We were in the same school, but she came from an MJSC somewhere up north before transferring to my place.
There was a time at her previous place when the warden suddenly woke all the female students up at 3am, gathered them in front of the warden house and forced them to chant the yasin and several other islamic verses in unison. It took a while, obviously.
After it was done, the warden finally spoke.
"Do you know why I gathered you all here and made you do this?"
Sleepy and confused, the students shook their heads. Then, the warden held up a giant, stuffed Garfield toy in front of them.
"This thing was walking up and down your hallways, wailing like a baby."
Must pet for good luck.