I really like and dont like this one

Special military operation

FTFY

I think it's a verb now whether we like it or not

I get band aids at the store and kleenex. Not self adhesive medical bandages and tissue paper

Good for straight off the camera

Thank you for your sacrifice

All the star trek guys

Quirky

Wow though - 27% is no small feat

"Hey bruh, sounds sick what pipes you got on there"

"Duuude it's a 15" in a 3.8cf box, running 1800w at 1ohm"

"Oh..."

Uh oh...

Goldfish

Woop woop go Corsair!

The assault conviction stemmed from an October 2019, gathering near the Santa Monica Pier, where Dempsey attacked people peacefully demonstrating against then-President Trump, prosecutors said. “The peaceful protest turned violent as Dempsey took a canister of bear spray from his pants and dispersed it at close range against several protesters,” they wrote, noting that Dempsey was sentenced to 200 days of jail time. Dempsey engaged in at least three other acts of “vicious political violence” that didn’t lead to criminal charges “for various reasons,” according to prosecutors. They said Dempsey struck a counter-protester over the head with a skateboard at a June 2019 rally in Los Angeles, used the same skateboard to assault someone at an August 2020 protest in Tujunga, California, and attacked a protester with pepper spray and a metal bat during a August 2020 protest in Beverly Hills, California.

Guy is an absolute menace

Defense attorney Amy Collins, who sought a sentence of 6 years and six months, described the government’s sentencing recommendation as “ridiculous.” “It makes him a statistic,” she said. “It doesn’t consider the person he is, how much he has grown.”

Dempsey has been jailed since his arrest in August 2021.

I get the feeling 3 years in jail had everything to do with that "growing"

ACAB

That makes sense that some degree of bacteria survives - even if its minuscule. Like how any disinfectant is only 99.9% effective

Imagine how tough the surviving organisms are to be able to survive that...

Ukrainian forces crossed the border into Kursk Oblast on Aug. 6, resulting in clashes on Russian soil that were described by Russian President Vladimir Putin (the Panty Poisoner sic) as "a large-scale provocation."

Its actually just a special military operation. No need to worry

Well any good DM can homebrew non-evil aligned 'evil' characters

Kinda the whole point is to put a spin on it, and alignment doesnt need any kind of balancing

Slava Ukraini!

The context is great! Its exactly like his other interjections - usually uncorrelated and exactly what's really go in his mind

His bigot blurts are about the only truth he speaks

I agree with the self serving. Its essential to have representatives serve their constituents at the bare minimum