I assure you, the cashier will not remember you even exist after you leave the store.

The alcoholic driving instructor. Her name is Madam Hooch, what more proof do you need?

The only reason airlines would have you do that in the first place is so you can kiss your ass goodbye.

2026: GNU/Hurd

Not sure if it counts but Harold and Kumar made me believe that White Castle burgers are better than they really are.

They got better

So far

She’s not wearing her seat belt. ಠ_ಠ

I do this. Personally I have no need to expose my network to devices I don’t own, so I just have a WireGuard instance that serves as my gateway. If your needs differ- such as exposing things on your network to friends with their own devices, setting up a gateway of some sort may be more appropriate.

Yt-dlp your favorites

I use Kagi, highly recommend. I’ve found it tends to be better at filtering out blogspam and I use the “quick answer” feature a ton.

Yes

Haha gottem

Also lucky that girls never wear heels, that would make this much worse

That’s ok I drive in reverse halfway through to even it out.

Seems to be a tool to patch Adobe products so that they don’t require a license

And no plagues!

oh wait

I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.

I had a dream where literally all my teeth were falling out, and I could feel it. It felt like a mouthful of unpopped popcorn kernels. Not recommended

Of course buy annuities! What do you have against hardworking insurance salesmen financial advisors earning the commissions they deserve?