Click bait title aside, I legit wouldn't have thought that was illegal. Certainly not arrested and in jail illegal.

There are beaches where bones wash ashore regularly, from old shipwrecks, battles, failed immigrations, or drug runners, and nobody cares.

Most Americans could probably use metric easily if they just remember a meter is about 180 5.56 NATO rounds wide. A kilometer is 111,111 9mm rounds.

Easy.

I really feel like freedom units should be hotdogs per second.

It's cheating to use footlongs, btw.

Unfortunately, I don't live in the free world, I live in the "freedom" world. I have to convert km/h to as hell and km/s to as fuck.

I had a long conversation with an owl once while camping. I couldn't see it, but it sounded exactly like that Beedle guy from Zelda when you do something he likes, "Aaaaaa-OOOOOOH!"

In freedom units that's fast as fuck

Odd that there's so much hate for the image generation. I hate AI, but not for the images. I have an image generator myself and it's funny as hell. I hate AI for ruining the internet. After August of 2023, every search engine became borderline useless, and every "informative" website became auto generated dogshit.

By my father's sardines, what a savings

I don't know at what point in the mythos it was added, but i recall being told by someone more into the fandom that the sabers could be set to different power levels, so when sparring, rather than kill and cut they would just shock the shit out of you or burn.

Yes. I really can't understand why anyone watching the rise of fascists would still be anti gun.

You know, as I was typing that out, I was thinking "why would anyone believe me".

The complete events that unfolded sound like a story where everyone clapped for me, so instead of sounding like a kid making shit up, I'll just say, it smelled like bananas, I told someone the bees thing, and a week later the place shut down for a few days while a massive honeycomb/hive was removed from the ceiling.

I read about the smell on cracked in like 2008 and just parroted the info later, which turned out to be true, at least in this case.

Yeah. There was a restaurant near me that had a hive in their ceiling, and the whole store smelled like banana

With all the over militarized equipment they've deemed necessary to give out traffic tickets, I would assume those have ballot proof windshields

That's funny there's only one in my town, and it's facing the Lowes parking lot.

It's burnout. They see the headlines everyday, and the flowers just don't seem as bright as they used to.

It's one of my favorites, it's very unique. The main character contracted the illness that killed most people, and although he didn't die, the fever fried his brain, so he narrates in a weird broken stream of conciousness.

Mindhunter should be higher just for it's stellar use of Gary numan

The whole series should have been Aryan and the hound riffing on each other

Ah shit I forgot about those. Well swap the squirrels at grandmas with Malcolm, and CSI Miami with scrubs.

Also metalocalypse probably should be separated from the good adult swim shows.

Here, I fixed it

1. The X Fucking Files
2. Breaking Bad
3. Chernobyl
4. Hannibal
5. The X Files Season 3
6. Hannibal, but the second time you watch it.
7. Band of Brothers
8. Maybe Sopranos, I didn't watch it yet
9. Mindhunter
10. ER
11. X files season 7
12. Most of Game of Thrones
13. Deadwood
14. The Robin Williams episode of SVU
15. The rest of Law & Order
16. Is The Last Drive-In a show?
17. Chernobyl when you convince someone squemish to watch it.
18. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
19. Are You Afraid Of The Dark
20. The good adult swim shows
21. Twin Peaks, but only after restarting it 3 times because you couldn't get into it and didn't know what was going on.
22. Arrested Development
23. Home Movies
24. Better call Saul
25. I've had Mad Men in my qeue for like 10 years.
26. Vikings until Ragnar Dies
27. Flight of the Conchords
28. Always Sunny
29. Evangelion if it includes the Movie

(30.) Raised by Wolves if it had fucking gone anywhere

30. The squirrels trying to get at the bird feeders at your grandmas house.
31. South Park
32. The Flying Circus if you watch the first Season in Order
33. The Last of Us
34. The X Files in the background of a hangout where everyone riffs on it.
35. Pete and Pete
36. I really should watch Mr. Robot
37. Mindhunter FanFic
38. Peaky Blinders?
39. Freaks and Geeks
40. Cowboy Bebop
41. Lord of the Rings Extended Editions
42. Taskmaster
43. CSI Miami, but as a drinking game
44. Wildboyz
45. Jackass
46. Powerpuff Girls
47. Ren & Stimpy
48. Wasn't Fallout pretty good?
49. Stranger things, I guess.
50. The X Files high as balls

Edit: fuck phone formatting edit again: it.just keeps getting worse every time I.try to fix it, fuck it.