"upgrading"
I look forward to the day I run into a Lemmy hug of death
Ampersand inciteful
Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn't ask, for her permission I'm wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose. Walking around in women's underwear.
In the store, there's a teddy. With little straps, like spagetti. It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night. Walking around in womens underwear
In the office there's a guy named Melvin. He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He'll say "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town." Later on, if you wanna, We can dress, like Madonna. Put on some eye shade, and join the parade. Walking around in women's underwear.
Lacey things, missing. Didn't ask, permission. Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose. Walking around in women's underwear.
What?
This is where it gets murky for me and I don't understand it at all. If someone is born male but identifies as female, but doesn't adopt feminine social norms... Then how is that identifying as female?
When danger rears it's ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled!
But you're not renting the home from the bank, you're renting the money you borrowed so you can own your own home
Ok, now do the thousands of other shitty cops!
Valid point
It's a piano song for piano players
If this isn't theft, then the inverse isn't either. Raise your flags, it's time once again to sail the high seas
Thomas 🔭✨ (@[email protected]) 23andMe just sent out an email trying to trick customers into accepting a TOS change that will prevent you from suing them after they literally lost your genome
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This was the whole premise of Happy Gilmore. He became a pro golfer to save his grandma's house
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Shocking new discovery, water is wet /s
He detonated the deep personal relationships I had with half my friends and most of my family, what's that worth?
No, he is bought by foreign influence and has discovered a way to monetize dismantling the United States