Blue balls

Imagine walking into any establishment and people all yell "ayyy, it's Mr. Cool Ice!" I would love it

He was gay, Osama Bin Laden?

I watched a documentary about the 1980s Libyan liberation movement and I learned that if cars are allowed to reach almost 90 MPH they can time travel, so I think we should do our best to avoid that

They wouldn't be, lol. I'm saying it's weird that you came at the poster above with a "

Also I think we should take it one step further and encase all drivers in blocks of styrofoam which limits their ability to press the gas pedal to 5 MPH

This seems like a strange gotcha to post, of course the average poster here is going to respond with a bit response saying that car drivers should be forced to wear increasingly large and cumbersome bits of armor to protect themselves and others