Huh this is a new one. My love is always reinventing herself.
Details!
Sorry, maliciousness was not my intention. I recently had a major hormonal change, and humor is my coping mechanism so it’s just me poking fun at my situation I suppose.
My skinny millennial butt can’t say no to a pair of jeggings, bottom right please. I like mom jeans also..
That’s what she said.
Yeah I was worried about spontaneous combustion in my sleep also. I wonder if those people were just smokers who dozed off with a cig in bed.
thanks queen 🤘
Poor bub is missing condiments.
I don’t like mascara, but still want my lashes to curl so I curl them after I shower then put on moisturizer. It holds the curl all day, no mascara needed. Side note lightly moisturizing right after a shower works wonders for my skin (along with drinking plenty of water).
We didn’t cross the border, the border crossed us.
That joke was sharp. ._. hehehe
Boys will be boys. Amirite?
What’s it say? Don’t leave us hanging..
There is a store in the US called CVS. The “cvs guy” is the cashier/worker.
Yeah enlighten us, @[email protected]
Damn, why did I click.
“This guy gets it. Let’s give him pizza to show our appreciation!” -corporate
Everybody deserves to have a relationship like this. Bravo.
In a way. The context of our relationship has changed. She went from being just my mom when I was younger; I didn’t always appreciate her sacrifices. As I got older, I was curious who my parents were as people (not just my parents), and it made me appreciate and admire both of them in a deeper way. My mom in particular since we’re both women lol. She’s been a great guide into adulthood.
My mom; she’s my rock. I’ve never met someone like her. She’s the perfect blend of strength and sweetness. I’ve learned so much from her and can always depend on her.

A clown held a door for me today.
What a kind jester. 🤡

What did Spock find in the bathroom?
The Captain’s log

Why was the computer late for work?
Because it had a hard drive.