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German teens denied entry to US for traveling ‘under false pretenses’ and ‘intended to work’: Border Patrol

  • Ah yeah, that's fair.

    • German teens denied entry to US for traveling ‘under false pretenses’ and ‘intended to work’: Border Patrol

  • Why would anybody travel to that shithole country?

    • The window for a convincing UFO video has closed

  • Why aren't you wearing your flair?

    • I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every time they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device tells me I'm not a man

  • Most people wear shoes that are too small.

    • America's struggling wine industry is getting crushed by global tariffs and Canada's retaliation to them

  • It has alcohol in it, so religious fundamentalists that say alcohol is evil and eat fried rice are being hypocritical. Same goes for a lot of products, alcohol is everywhere and helps add flavor to a lot of foods.

    Unless the original commenter was referring to the negative societal impacts of excessive alcohol consumption and alcoholism, but they didn't clarify.

    • America's struggling wine industry is getting crushed by global tariffs and Canada's retaliation to them

  • eViL

    Hope you don't consume soy sauce.

    • Do it

  • Axiomatic dematerialization in my ass.

    • Suggestions for mouse only games?

  • Get a giant D-pad for one of your feet to use for wasd

    • Nightmare fuel

  • That's always terrifying

    • Cultural assimilation

  • Don't be so sure about that one.

    • Does anyone have ideas for cable management here?

  • See! Just keep the lights off.

    • Does anyone have ideas for cable management here?

  • Looks fine to me.

    • No tariffs...

  • Yeah we do actually do this with peppers from friends that have more room for growing stuff when it's not -3837473837 degrees outside.

    • No tariffs...

  • Yes, I will buy secondhand Bell peppers.

    • Working full time - how do you do it?

  • School wasn't simpler. It rewarded you for efficiency and intelligence by returning time back to you for completing the work quickly and correctly.

    There is no reward in the corporate world. You slave away endlessly and the reward is you either get to slave away more or sit there for your 40 hours + commute.

    • Working full time - how do you do it?

  • Congratulations, you're now a slave. Get back to work.

    It only ever gets worse. Just wait until you get to do that new process you just learned for the 2,000th time while emails flood your inbox, bringing the unread count to 672.

    • Republicans are increasingly anxious about a midterms wipeout

  • I do all the time on phone keyboards

    • Cory Booker crosses 17-hour mark in marathon Senate floor speech protesting Trump agenda | CNN Politics - Final time - 25 hours, 6 minutes

  • It's too late

    • Cory Booker crosses 17-hour mark in marathon Senate floor speech protesting Trump agenda | CNN Politics - Final time - 25 hours, 6 minutes

  • Is he wearing diapers or what?

    • "I'm not joking": Trump again floats running for anti-constitutional third term

  • Have you seen Mitch McConnell?