I’ll never understand people begging to stylishly go to prison. Who are these plastic, dead-eyed posers? How is anyone this disconnected from the concept of stealth wealth?
After cutting my teeth in the business world, I’ve seen people hide away money they have no right to. They take their families on extended sailing trips. They attend parties where everyone else is also wearing many thousands of dollars. Their cars are old models with aftermarket replacement parts that run like a dream. They have vacation homes in places where filming is discouraged. They don’t buy their business partners gaudy gifts like they’re courting a royal marriage.
It’s not acceptable to evade taxes and hoard money (my money no longer allows deals with such people), but if you’re going to do all that nonsense why choose to go tell on yourself?
👏😂 All I need is a pack of sprouts to make this a Californian nightmare hoagie…
🥲 I Love You Guys
Liquid cooling, but permanent… 👉🧠
MIT-level thinking
What would happen if I assembled a PC with superglue instead of screws?
Would Best Buy put out a hit on me?
Dang, that’s tough! I’m right there with you, wanting to take my own liquids with me… but they probably thought you had GHB.
dayum times is hard
Would you watch a movie about Juliane Koepcke in 2025?
I heard a fascinating story on YouTube today! In 1971, 17 year old Juliane Koepcke’s plane was ripped apart by lightning above the Peruvian jungle. She survived the fall, breaking her collar bone and rupturing the blood vessels in her eyes. Over the next 11 days, she applied survival skills her scientist-explorer parents taught her. Despite a growing parasitic infection, she found her way to rescue and (many years later) returned to the same research site her parents oversaw. She is still alive today.
Yes. I have a masters degree in digital marketing, and I’m very excited for this.
For sure. 😂 rock on
It was one the first anime I watched, and I have to say… no other anime has quite captured the uhh… horrific tongue dynamics.
I’M HERE FOR IT. This is the future, and I’m genuinely invested in this (I’ve spoken to marketing industry people about how cool this could be).
The Fire Nation wasn’t in Avatar: The Last Airbender? I wasn’t able to get through it as an adult, but I’m pretty sure the intro mentions the “fire nation” attacking, like a bunch of super secret boys using high-flying martial arts hijinx…
idk… just a kids show. I’m not that invested in the color scheme accuracy of fictional cel-shaded ninjas.That acrylic is WEAK!!
👵🏻🔪How fast do I have to run before my buttcrack starts steaming?
Controlling for humidity, of course…
I yelled at another neighbor today.
Today was such a shit show, man.
It was beautiful outside. I woke up feeling rested, maybe a bit sore from some physical therapy on my spine. I retired super young and life is pretty nice for me… now. Still, I got a weird feeling when I was putting on my socks, as if something around me was off. I couldn’t put my finger on it.
You know what’s fun on sunny days? Taking my two cats for walks. I got my lady cat in a harness, told her little sister to be patient, and walked out to the porch. My back was hurting all the way up to my neck (so much that I can’t turn my head to the right even now, late in the evening).
As I stretched and watched my ginger girl flop around in the garden, the unthinkable happened. The retractable leash slipped from my grasp, and it started chasing her. I was in a back brace, holding onto a railing, twisting my spine in a such a way that takes a moment to untwist. She shot off like a rocket, up my driveway and onto the back patio before I could even get down
The Worst Ringtone when meeting your in-laws is “Gettin Some” by Shawnna
“Ursa Major” sounds like a Jamaican DJ…
“Put ya claddin hands toge’dah for de one, de only… Ursa Maajaahh…brrrrrr!!!”
Are you banned from somewhere fun (casino, theme park, resort, cruise, etc)?
WHAT DID YOU DO, YOU STINKER?
If I can’t feel it, where did the sin go?
All the fun, none of the hellfire.