
Tourists on K'gari have been given plastic poles to help them fend off dingo attacks.

If you don't support doge, then you will be the next to go
Please and thank you are the new tariffs
I will continue to be polite, and will have a clear conscience when our machine overlords come for us
A sniper or cyanide could also work.
Or a Luigi
Might as well use it to just shoot up schools then
Yeeted
We can get satellite imagery that has a resolution of 30cm (1 foot? Fucked if I know) I put in a request to get some of the site but they want $500 because I need to buy 25sq km of imagery. So I'm still looking for another vendor
Well that's a Christmas spiracle
I'm getting molesty vibes. I guarantee this will be the first AI who commits statutory rape
Android is Linux
At least own the libs
They should have really come with the 1/6863 tonne burger
When you voted for trump you knew you weren't voting for competence
Inflation adjusted that's $111
Would you like me to add some fruit juice to your beer?
Before ipas we had really light stuff, browner stuff and black stuff. It was a little boring
Ngl looks like he pissed himself
Back before crypto because a speculation vehicle we very nearly got rid of all this bullshit. Unfortunately it just wasn't convenient and widespread enough before people decided holding on to hashes forever was gonna make them rich.
Visa and MasterCard are why we have never had a blockbuster minotaur movie
Content has gotten much better
I'll admit I've drifted off Lemmy the last month or so.. content was a bit repetitive and felt like just an echo chamber of the same ideas. I didn't go back to Reddit, Reddit lost me to tiktok it turns out.
Jumped back on now and so many more posts have inspired me to comment. I'm a comment contributor generally but I wasn't feeling it.
Anyway.. just wanted to pop in and say I'm really enjoying it. Not that I was ever going anywhere but this is a great trajectory
The history of rome in haiku
Ancient Rome's debut, Romulus, Remus, they knew, City's birth in view.
Monarchy did start, Seven kings ruled, played their part, Republic's fresh chart.
Power to the plebs, Senators and their webs, Cicero's wise pleads.
Conquests, Punic Wars, Carthage fell, triumphant roars, Empire's first great doors.
Julius Caesar's fame, Brutus and the Senate's aim, Ides of March's claim.
Augustus did rise, Pax Romana's grandest prize, Empire's steady ties.
Trajan, Hadrian's reign, Empire's borders did sustain, Height it would attain.
Christianity's spread, Persecutions widespread, Faith the martyrs bled.
Invasions, turmoil, Huns, Visigoths, Roman soil, Empire's slow uncoil.
476 AD's fate, Odoacer's conquest state, Western Empire's weight.
Byzantium's gate, Constantinople, strong, great, Eastern Empire's fate.
Justinian's name, Hagia Sophia's fame, Empire's legal claim.
Arab-Byzantine strife, Crusades brought further life, Empire's later life.
1453's fall, Ottoman Turks did enthral, Byz
Thailabds rural cowboy villiage & the history if the curry puff.
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This is one of my favourite YouTube channels at the moment. Really high quality medium form documentaries. I particularly love this episode. They are growing but still pretty small.
Australian government hands out PVC pipe for tourists to beat off dingo attacks. "Dingo sticks"
Tourists on K'gari have been given plastic poles to help them fend off dingo attacks.
Elon Musk says he knows the age of the universe. Disputes existence of dark matter as "sketch"
Elon Shrugged Elon Musk, the omnipotent ruler of the Twitterverse, has chimed in and has decreed that the universe is "possibly" twice as old as we think it is. Make of that what you will. Musk was responding to noted misinformation peddler and comedian Joe Rogan, who linked to a press release about...
when a plane has a catastrophic accident with me on board, I should be entitled to a refund
Was thinking this after a rough landing today
Server stats etc
Hey, one thing that has confused me a bit about Lemmy is just how bad it seems to be at handling any traffic at all.
Do you have any stats on how many request per second etc you are getting? I saw the thread the other day with your 24cpu server and the graphs and figure if anyone has a bit of a handle on it, if figure this community can work it out.
Like, if its just doing a couple of database reads and (from what i can tell I'm on mobile) just serving a JSON API to a single page JavaScript application, why is it so hard on the server?