A Frenchman has been given a three-month suspended prison sentence after he was caught red-handed and no doubt red-faced by his wife as he sexually assaulted one of his chickens.
"Want" in the case of the US too mind you!
What's a bit of murder if it brings in the 🤑🤑💰💰💰💰
Yay for gun control again!
The Legacy (1978)
Fuck knows what my dad was thinking 😅
That would be another FREEDOM ©®™ then?
I'm not sure what agenda Politico is trying to push these days, does anyone know? They seem to be trying to stir up anger but I'm not sure if it's for clicks or something else
New jersey? Did someone get a new woolly jumper?
One of the most common mistakes is assuming that political opponents are ignorant talking about politics. Unless you're in a position to actually change something, all you're doing is causing arguments and friction
Desktop Mode on a PIXEL!!! Android 15 Developer Preview 2 and Video Output on the Pixel 8 Pro!
Weird how when I see a moronic thumbnail on a YT link, I just automatically downvote 🤔
Is it Alan Partridge?
Putting the "arse" in Arsthechnica
Sorry but I'm changing the word from "gun owners" to "fuckin cowards" and I'd appreciate it if you used the correct terminology thanks
Can't wait for the new generation of smuggling. BRB buying a rowboat and a cove
I wanted Anno 1800 to be this but man, the income fluctuations are fuckin uncontrollable
Yeah I thought it meant proud Pants Shitter jerk off
Oh god yeah I still use flat screwdrivers on a daily basis, basically as levers
"Little ass plugs" are called "grub screws" btw 😂
In 30 years you'll catch up and they'll all be 2.5mm Allen screws. I do remember them being slotted, it was a massive pain to find a screwdriver that fitted!
Laughs in french
If you think a billionaire has Chianti in his wine cellar, you're in for a nice tasting session when you get there
But but how would an utter shitebag quivering coward defend themselves?!?! Won't someone think of the cowards?!?
Fuuuuckin hell, I haven't seen a slotted screw since the 1980s. Philips screws are exclusively for electrical.
Is this yet another way the US has dropped 30 years behind modern countries?

Is there a way on android to stop multiple notifications from the same person?
Hi.
[Send].
What I mean is.
[Send].
Insufferable cunts who use.
[Send].
Like it's a fuckin.
[Send].
Return key.
[Send].
😡.
Is there a way to get a single notification for a conversation, be it WhatsApp, text or whatever, then silence notifications until the window-licking shitbag stops pressing [Send]? 😅



Stores in France, Italy, Spain and Belgium will no longer stock PepsiCo drinks, Lay’s and Doritos crisps and Quaker cereals

For context, Carrefour is one of Europe's largest retailers. And French; they take no shit

This fucking scourge, when you own a business. Even if it's the top result in a search in your area



If so-called AI is basically just Large Language Models, how come predictive text on my phone is bollock-useless?
Like if I type "I have two appl.." for example, often it will suggest "apple" singular instead of plural. Just a small example, but it is really bad at predicting which variant of a word should come after the previous

Is there a good, paid gps app? I mean for driving and walking? Google Maps etc is getting worse by the day
I use Komoot for wild walking and biking, and it's incredible. Hugely more accurate and reliable. Just wondering if there's something like that for city and intercity travel. Thanks for suggestions!

For in-car headbanging, Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" is inferior to Muse's "Knights of Cydonia"
You heard me. In particular the end bits

Just been asked by my thesaurus app if I'd like to upgrade to premium, which unlocks British spellings
Fuckin raging here. Enraged, frenzied, raging, vehement, livid, violent, frantic, desperate, incensed, fierce, frenetic, bent, beside oneself, boiling, crazed, demented, fit to be tied, infuriated, insane, irrational, maniac, rabid, unreasonable, up in arms, vicious, wrathful, bent out of shape, browned off, bummed out, fuming, hacked, hopping mad, maddened, on the warpath, smoking, steamed